Tim Walz Thinks He Could Kick the Butts of Most Republicans
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Tim Walz Thinks He Could Kick the Butts of Most Republicans

Tim Walz Thinks He Could Kick the Butts of Most Republicans

Walz also thinks his masculinity scares Republicans.

Failed Democrat VP candidate Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz told California Gov. Gavin Newsom he could kick most Republicans’ butts and that his masculinity scares Republicans.

Watch Newsom’s reaction:

WALZ: It just baffled me the time they spent trying to attack me that I wasn’t, like, masculine enough in their vision. I would have never believed this. I saw Fox News, did like, a couple days because I used a straw and I’m like, “Hell, man. How else do you drink a milkshake type of thing?” But they focused on it, obsessively, which I think, again, is their obsession, their weirdness. We buy their frame on these issues of sexuality. But their whole thing was that they spent all their time, these guys, on Fox News that Walz is gay. He’s not masculine. He doesn’t coach football the way he should. What do you think about this?

NEWSOM: Yeah, but this notion of masculinity is deeply part of it. I think it goes, you can look at the reasons why we’ve had this sort of dialectic over the #metoo movement. We’ve had this dialectic even prior to the #metoo movement.

WALZ: How do you fight it?

NEWSOM: Well, this notion of…

WALZ: Well, I think I could kick most of their ass, I do think that. I know I can throw them, but I don’t know if we’re going to fall into that place where we want to, okay, we challenge you to a, you know a WWE type of thing here.

Newsom looked a little uncomfortable, like he knows Walz is full of crap.

How can you tell someone is not confident in their abilities? When they boast about beating up people because they know those people won’t waste their time on them.

What a pathetic little man.

Normal people say, “Whatever.”

Um, okay, bro:

NEWSOM: But I think this notion of, I think, it’s this notion of toxicity and masculinity needs to be separated, and I think it’s been conflated, and I think we’re going to have to work on that a little bit, and I think there is a crisis…

WALZ: I think some of us scare them. I think I scare them a little bit, that’s why they spend so much time on because. No, I’m serious because I can fix a truck. They know, I’m not bullshitting on this. I’m not putting this in people’s grill. I don’t know…My identity is not hunting, my identity is not football coaching. My identity is not a beard and a truck.

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Comments

Tim is the world’s first human/fish hybrid.

Walz’s wife, isn’t she that loves the smell of her town burning into ashes?

healthguyfsu | March 19, 2025 at 1:35 pm

He can’t help himself. He is well known by now as someone who heavily exaggerates to the point of outright lying.

What a tool. Both of them. But Walz is a true embarrassment and the democrats should bury him in Job Biden’s basement and never let him see the light of day. What the hell were they thinking making him a VP candidate. It just goes to show how low IQ they are; or how little they think of the “people”, or both.

    ztakddot in reply to ztakddot. | March 19, 2025 at 1:40 pm

    BTW: How the hell did he ever get elected in MN in the first place. Either the Republicans are so bad in that state or it’s another state that would elect a bologna sandwich if a D were affixed to it.

      healthguyfsu in reply to ztakddot. | March 19, 2025 at 1:48 pm

      MN is blue now. Obama settled a ton of Somalis there and made sure of it.

        Milhouse in reply to healthguyfsu. | March 20, 2025 at 2:34 am

        Bulldust. Minnesota has 5.7 million people, and fewer than 100,000 Somalis (including those born here). And nearly all of them live in and around the Twin Cities, which were DFL territory anyway.

        It’s also not true that 0bama “settled” them there. They were settled there long before his presidency, and during his years their numbers didn’t increase by immigration all that much. The war was over, so there were no more coming as refugees.

          Concise in reply to Milhouse. | March 21, 2025 at 9:53 am

          Are Somalis the only foreign populations to be resettled in Minnesota? Democrats only support these relocations precisely because it helps them electorally. Are you saying these populations, including Somalis, haven’t strengthened democrat control?

          Concise in reply to Milhouse. | March 21, 2025 at 10:10 am

          By the way, Minneapolis only has about 420,000 residents so an increase of 100,000 is quite significant alone.

          lichau in reply to Milhouse. | March 23, 2025 at 9:18 am

          Our corresponding pedant is in the chat.

      Because commie party started on the NE corner of MN and most still vote D. Because the SOS position has been held by a D for almost 20 Years and attempts to clean up voter files just don’t get done. Because opposition often avoids conflict. Etc.

    gibbie in reply to ztakddot. | March 19, 2025 at 2:43 pm

    Please stop giving the democrats good advice.

    Jmaquis in reply to ztakddot. | March 19, 2025 at 2:56 pm

    There’s MONEY in running for president! THIS is the real reason he’s pumping up. Bernie Sanders had zip before he ran, but now has multiple houses and money he never could have dreamed of having previously. Just like this vp dolt, there’s a rea$on lurking behind this joke!

irishgladiator63 | March 19, 2025 at 1:42 pm

I mean, his masculinity is scary in that it’s terrifying he’s considered a man.

Talks about kicking butt yet shies away from actual violence as long as someone else is doing his bidding.

Dolce Far Niente | March 19, 2025 at 2:12 pm

Tim may be hetero, but he is ghey AF.

That is all.

    The Gentle Grizzly in reply to Dolce Far Niente. | March 19, 2025 at 5:10 pm

    I, er, “play for the other team” but in no way am I like Tim Walz. That man is so wide in the loafers and he practically floats around a room. I have to wonder, with all of his bluster, if he’s a closet case.

Normal men shrug and say, “come at me bro.”

Also, we did, and he lost.

Tim Walz couldn’t fight his way out of a wet Kleenex with a straight razor.

nordic prince | March 19, 2025 at 2:25 pm

I think I scare them a little bit

Very little. As in “not in the least.”

Walz says his masculinity scares Republicans?

He doesn’t have a masculine bone in his body and as far as kicking someone’s 🫏, he’d be hard pressed to kick his own.

In this respect, he’s like Biden with the empty vibrato. With Biden, he never mouthed off to anyone without a phalanx of security around him. If his name was Joe Sixpack, those comments would get him a fat lip. For normal men, a couple of experiences like that teaches you good manners.

My wife and both my daughters would kick this midget’s ass.

Hopefully he saves some p*ssy for the rest of us.

The ones who talk tough are the ones I am least concerned about.

WALZ: Well, I think I could kick most of their ass, I do think that.

Most Republicans: “I’m your huckleberry…”

joey jones from FOX news, who has no legs, could kick his butt

“My identity is not hunting..” He was in the military for 24 years and looked completely uncomfortable holding that shotgun. I understand it’s not an M-16/M-4 etc but he looked like he’s never held a rifle before. poge

    ztakddot in reply to scaulen. | March 19, 2025 at 5:11 pm

    It’s 24 years in the National Guard. Not to belittle their contribution which is immense, but I’ve read his 24 years is equivalent to a year or two active duty. Also, while he entered into the infantry in Nebraska, he transferred to the artillery.

    ztakddot in reply to scaulen. | March 19, 2025 at 9:57 pm

    According to his wokipedia article he used to go hunting with his friends after school. Another lie?

Walz couldn’t kick his own ass.

thalesofmiletus | March 19, 2025 at 4:41 pm

LOLAFRIOT!!!

Suburban Farm Guy | March 19, 2025 at 5:16 pm

I just remember when he publicly claimed a rank he hadn’t earned.

Real macho there.

Also, trying to pick fights with people. Is he in the 8th grade?

Alex deWynter | March 19, 2025 at 5:18 pm

Give it up, Tim. We’re not gonna date you.

Walz on X: “If you need a little boost during the day, check out Tesla stock,”

Musk reply: “Sometimes when I need a little boost, I look at the @JDVance portrait in the @WhiteHouse and thank the Lord.”

“Tim Walz told California Gov. Gavin Newsom he could kick most Republicans’ butts and that his masculinity scares Republicans.”

Tim Walz has trouble finding his own ass with both hands. What masculinity?

I’ll bet there are members of his old guard unit that would love to challenge Weasel Walz to a duel. A real duel. Wonder what Weasel Walz would say to that.

The main thing about Walz to be worried about in a physical sense is whether he strokes out.

‘Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son’.

Kick butt? At what? Cribbage, peeknuckle? Cause anything more than that is just fantasy.

I’m betting his wife turned him. Happens more often then people realize. Harry Sussex, Colin Kapernick, my brother. Happy wife – happy life can be a recipe for neither.

Anyone who has to talk about how tough they are, isn’t very tough.

I grew up as the little kid and I never had to brag about the bigger bullies that got bloody noses and ran home to Mommy!

Walz says,” They know, I’m not bullshitting”…really!!
1)Lied about his military rank.
2)Lied about his military deployment (was in Europe, not Afghanistan or Iraq.
3)Abandoned the men he supposedly trained for warfare just before a real deployment to a war zone.

Looks like Tampon Tim has received an offer from ex-WWE wrestler Kane. That would be good tv right there.

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/wwe-legend-kane-now-tennessee-mayor-challenges-tim-walz-charity-wrestling-match-after-gov-s-bold-claim

Walz is as phony as a three-dollar bill.

Considering Tampon Tim can’t tell the difference between his own butt and a hole in the ground….