Democrats Embarrass Themselves With All-Female ‘Choose Your Fighter’ Video
Democrats never learn. This is how you keep Republicans in power.
I don’t even know where to start with this video. We have:
- Social media influencer Sulhee Jessica Woo
- Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)
- Rep. Lauren Underwood (D-IL)
- House Minority Whip Katherine Clark (D-MA)
- Rep. Judy Chu (D-CA)
- Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX)
- Rep. Susie Lee (D-NV)
Woo posted the video on her TikTok with the hashtag #womenshistorymonth and #womenwhofight. I guess she’s the leader and recruited the lawmakers to fight or something. Other videos show her on the Hill doing God knows what.
The ladies list their supposed superpowers as they show off their awkward fighting stances, obviously trying to mimic Mortal Kombat characters.
Our side will be in power forever if this is our opposition pic.twitter.com/JnrKQhEchl
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) March 6, 2025
No. That’s not how this works.
First of all, Woo is the only one who appears natural. I’m not shocked because her life is on social media. Plus it seems like she’s actually played games like Mortal Kombat (KITANA FOR THE WIN! I even have her Funko Pop).
The lawmakers are robotic, so we can assume they’ve never played Mortal Kombat. Have they even heard of the video game? How about Street Fighter?
If you cannot tell, I love Mortal Kombat. As a kid, I said I wanted to name a daughter Kitana, my favorite character. Yeah…my family begged me not to do that.
I encourage the Democrats to keep releasing these videos.
You know why President Donald Trump succeeds with his trademark dance? Well, it’s a natural dance. He’s also poking fun at himself. You can tell he’s started over exaggerating parts of the dance. It’s fun.
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I’ve been a gamer for 30 years.
1) They didn’t even have the music
2) They all look ridiculously awkward
3) The phrase ‘Choose Your Fighter’ hasn’t been culturally relevant since the 90’s. Even the recent Mortal Kombat movie didn’t use it (which was great and by the way is getting a sequel in October with Karl Urban as Johnny Cage)
This is the HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW KIDS of the gamer community.
And let me tell you. Gamers are more sensitive than others to this nonsense. They can smell posers and fakers a mile away. They ruthlessly crush Hollywoke when it tries to pander to them with the most ridiculous dated nonsense (most Hollywoke movies think gamers still care about ‘scoring points’). The only 2 celebrities I can remember ever being actually acknowledged as real gamers were Henry Cavill and Dave Chappelle.
Joe Manganiello is a D&D guy.
That’s tabletop though.
When the phrase ‘gamer’ is used alone, its generally understood to mean video gamers.
D&D, 40k, Pathfinder, Cyberpunk, etc, are generally referred to as ‘tabletop gamer’.
Also, the company that owns D&D has gone absurdly turbowoke in the last few years, with insane stuff like rules for wheelchair adventurers or insisting that orcs are akshually a metaphor for black people so they completely changed their entire personality.
Most recently apparently they’re now saying that half-races are no longer allowed because of ‘cultural appropriation’, so half-elves, half-orcs, etc are now no longer in the new ruleset.
They probably got the idea from Donald Trump when he launched his trading cards showing himself dancing and wearing a superhero suit.
They probably did. They like to copy him but they’re too stupid to pull it off.
Why is your TDS so often showing?
It’s probably what gets him out of bed in the morning. It’s his raison d’être.
No. They got the idea watching porn and MILF pornstars bobbing up and down on their “Not-Son.”
I recall seeing your mom as a GILF
This was my favorite reaction to this, and I could totally believe it.
https://x.com/i/status/1897650326431539648
‘DNC strategist, Ronald Grump, has been credited with recent Dem messaging campaigns including the Rashida Tlaib whiteboard, Jasmine Crocket rap video, and Dem Rep “Choose your Fighter” TikTok short.’
I honestly couldn’t have done better if I had TRIED to made them look ridiculous and out of touch.
OMG, it’s Lucy’s old boss, Mister Mooney!
I’ll bet he did it with a $35,000,000 grant from USAID.
I kept think – what would make this stupider? I thought, maybe if they had on costumes? Nope, that would actually make it slightly less stupid. Maybe the music? Nope.
All I can think is the person making this video secretly hates them.
I’m disappointed.
I thought Democrat legislator chicks were actually offering to take on all comers in the ring.
Men included, of course — their rules, after all!.
I’m their huckleberry.
What’s a chick? Is that a new term for front hole!
REtards.
“Found a bunch.”
Oooooh! I see, now. That’s why they started the segments out with them coming down from a “jump” and then they bounce up and down like they are cr@pping their panties. At least that part makes sense, now. But it’s all the crazier, knowing that!
I don’t play any of these games. I played video games back when there were actual arcades and we fed quarters to machines like monkeys on crack. After that, I never played them again.
I have a feeling this was the same high school kid making these videos as the kid with the A/V cart who went around the Senate office building and had the dem Senators all make the exact same weird video. And this might not be the end of it!
Well it’s exactly as I predicted.
The first one that appears is apparently the ‘influencer’ that thought up this nonsense.
Saw it. Those moves looked like they were all constipated!
This people are ridiculously thick. And they have no clue.
Seems like a memer could turn that into an ad for constipation or menstrual cramp relief.
I suppose it hasn’t occurred to these women that one transgender female high school volleyball player could knock them all out.
What’s a woman?
Are they really that oblivious to their own cringe?
I’m sure we can find some tranny to get in the ring with them. They shouldn’t object
Combined IQ: 47
Sheesh, that is just awful…from the insinuation of fighting with bitch hands to the goofy poses.
They deserve laughter.
You just voted against women’s sports you D**n fakes.
If this stunt appeals to you, then you have problems.
Must be that time of the month.
That’s not a Mortal Kombat riff. It’s Super Smash Brothers, from Nintendo.
What I want is less – play acting, and more actual principled opposition. I want a competitive and respectful discussion on different approaches to solving problems.
THIS is not THAT.
What is up with AOCs zebra bedroom? Look like a porn thing.
Sounds like you want to date her…
Tim Walz wants to date her.
He wants to date JR.
Appropriately, they’re all in their idle animation loops.
This should be the new Rickroll video!!
So … Dems are “leaning into” the whole NPC thing, now … with a side order of Uncanny Valley.
Mortal Combaaaaaattttt!!
“Choose your fighter”
OK, Glock 30SF, 45ACP.
Choose your “fighter”? Oh PUHLEEZE!!!! Is that what lefties are calling bad Chardonnay-soaked uber-liberal suburban soccer mom Karens from hell these days? Is their “super power” mega-whining to the manager?
I wonder what Nancy Pelosi’s super power is. Keeping her dentures firmly in her mouth?
Elizabeth Clark appears to be demonstrating her morning exercise routine in which her bedpost features prominently..
they airbrushed out the stripper poles