Comedian Whitney Cummings blasted Democrats, Kamala Harris, and the media in her Roast of 2024 on CNN.
Cummings left Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper speechless. She couldn’t believe CNN didn’t cut her off.
Here are a few clips.
Cummings said:
2024 election fried our brains. The Democrats couldn’t hold a primary because they were too busy holding a body upright. Are we still rolling?It was amazing that the pro choice party didn’t give their voters one when it came to the presidential candidate. Kamala Harris was forced on us so hard, you think she was patented by Pfizer. Or Moderna. Whichever one. Oh, God. Andy just gave me a very scary look.No, I love going around the country because you see that Americans really are more reasonable than they would be portrayed. They’re pretty great, and I’m playing bigger and bigger venues now. I thought being a mom would mean that less people want to come see me. I’m not playing like 3000 seats, which is about the viewership of CNN these days. Not this show, though. All eyes are on this show.
Cummings also decided to talk about a few stories the establishment media did not want to talk about:
What’s behind them [the drones]? No idea. I mean, they’re still up in the sky, so. I guess we can rule out that they were made by Boeing.The point is, I think we all agree on a lot of things. And since I only have a minute left, live on establishment media.Why don’t we just say a bunch of things that we know that they’ll never cover. Okay, ready? Go.Trump shooter didn’t have any silverware in his house. No one thought that was weird?Are we still rolling? Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia put money into Disney, so just know there won’t be any girl characters in next Cars movie. Are we still rolling? This is wild. Okay.Why are so many president chefs dying? Weird.The Boy Scouts of America they renamed itself Scouting America. You know who else changed their name? Sean Combs. Just saying.
The media has reported about the drones over New Jersey. I didn’t know that Rep. Eli Crane mentioned that Thomas Crooke’s house had no silverware. I couldn’t find much information about that.
I can’t find information about the Saudi Arabian Crown Prince pouring money into Disney, but apparently, the giant has been trying to bring him in.
In 2023, former President Barack Obama’s chef Tafari Campbell was found dead. Cummings is correct about other presidential chefs. In June 2015, Walter Scheib, the chef under former Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush, drowned near Taos, New Mexico.
Legal Insurrection wrote about the Boy Scouts changing its name, but from what I can recall, it did not receive much media attention.
Amazing.
Cummings took to X to reveal other jokes and news stories she cut from her segment. I also included the entire six-minute appearance.
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