Tim Walz’s Daughter and Friends Use Joe Rogan as Their Dating ‘Litmus Test’
“If the guy we’re talking to follows Joe Rogan on Instagram, they’re a red flag, and we should probably stop talking to them.”
Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz’s 23-year-old daughter Hope shared the “litmus test” she and her friends use to determine if they should keep talking to a guy. If a potential suitor lets it slip that he follows podcasting phenomenon Joe Rogan, a red flag goes up – immediately. And “we should probably stop talking to them.” Hope says that while the test has “literally never failed us,” she admits it has caused “some heartbreak” and “disappointment.”
Here’s what she shared with her Instagram followers over the weekend:
A litmus test for me and my friends for like years now has been if the guy we’re talking to follows Joe Rogan on Instagram, they’re a red flag, and we should probably stop talking to them. And the times when they do follow him on Instagram, and we haven’t stopped talking to them, which was in the past, obviously, it’s never ended well. So yeah, I just want to say that I stand by that.
It’s literally never failed us and, at this point, it’s like the first thing we do when someone starts talking to a new person. If they follow him [Rogan], we’re like, yeah, this person probably isn’t a great person, and probably our values don’t align. So, we’re gonna move on from that, and honestly, it’s worked out well for all of us.
Like, obviously there’s been some heartbreak in there because of it, or at least some disappointment, but it truly is a litmus test. And I got you, ladies, you should start doing it. But yeah, I very much stand by that. He’s questionable and unprofessional, in my opinion. Oops, I don’t know how you have the largest podcast in the world and are able to just lie and put out misinformation and straight-up lies on your platform.
Guys, it's a red flag if a girl thinks following and listening to Joe Rogan is a red flag. 🚩
Run 🏃♂️ pic.twitter.com/NqWb0FkVIM
— Planet Of Memes (@PlanetOfMemes) December 8, 2024
The first “red flag” for me while listening to this brief clip is this young woman’s striking resemblance to her father. Unfortunately, it makes me wonder how many men are genuinely interested in engaging with her.
Another thing that stands out about Hope is the irritating upward lilt at the end of every sentence she speaks, which makes each statement sound like a question. This verbal habit, known as “upspeak” or “uptalk,” is, in my opinion, extremely off-putting.
I also have to admit that her nose ring doesn’t appeal to me either.
Regarding Hope’s message, I can understand her perspective to a certain extent. For example, I might struggle to date someone who follows MSNBC hosts Rachel Maddow and Joy Reid, given their far-Left worldviews that often verge on the absurd. But Joe Rogan? He’s widely considered a centrist. Rather than championing radical positions, Rogan is often described as “an everyman.”
What exactly do she and her friends find so objectionable about Rogan? Outside of his last-minute endorsement of Donald Trump, Rogan’s stances are anything but extremist. He has supported same-sex marriage, recreational drug legalization, universal health care, universal basic income, gun rights, and free speech while opposing cancel culture and military overreach. In 2020, he even endorsed progressive Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT).
While Rogan frequently discusses politics with his guests, his podcasts cover a wide range of topics, from aliens to martial arts.
As for Hope’s accusations that Rogan “straight-up lies on [his] platform” and spreads “misinformation,” it’s worth noting her father’s own questionable relationship with the truth during his recent campaign. Governor Walz fabricated details about everything from his military service to a claim that he was in China during the Tiananmen Square massacre. If pressed to name even one specific lie Rogan has told, I suspect Hope would struggle to provide an answer.
In the end, Hope’s criticisms of Joe Rogan are more like a repetition of Democratic Party talking points than a thoughtful critique of Joe Rogan. Her contempt for Rogan seems rooted in partisan bias rather than a genuine understanding of his views or content. While everyone is entitled to their opinions, dismissing someone with such broad strokes, especially when their perspectives are as diverse as Rogan’s, does little to advance meaningful dialogue. Instead, it highlights the Left’s tendency to judge others based on surface-level assumptions rather than engaging with their ideas. If Hope wants to foster constructive conversations, she might start by examining her own arguments—and her father’s track record—with the same scrutiny she applies to Rogan.
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Joe Rogan listeners applaud her self isolation.
The best part of the Age of Trump is that people self identify
Her picture brings an adage to mind,
Beggars can’t be choosers.
QOTD, Just how many Saturday night date offers does so get?
Plenty dudes who want to connect with the Governor.
Her and her friends are doing a large number of men a great favor by putting this out there.
Absolutely. She’s done every one of those guys a solid.
I mean, her mother bongs Michelins, and her dad is the sidekick of the biggest reject of the century so far. By all rights, she will be settling for a cat.
What do you mean, a cat?
Cats are really picky.
And some of them listen to Joe Rogan.
You know what is a red flag? Meeting some girl’s parents and they turn out to be Tim and Gwen Walz.
It is incredible that her whole friend group fails to see potentially losing a great partner for no reason as a failure.
I am reminded of the old adage – “When I was young and stupid, I was young and stupid.”
If they are still doing this in five years or even ten years, they are no longer young. Just stupid.
I gotta disagree on the youth thing. I struggle to accept that a person almost 24 years old gets the “Oh, they are young” excuse. That’s pretty well into adulthood. It’s crazy to me that society is okay treating grown adults as children. Perpetual youth will destroy our society.
Peter Pan’s the man today.
You don’t even have to leave your parents’ healthcare plan until 26 anymore.
It’s close but the prefrontal cortex stops developing at age 25. This is the area of the brain for self identity, personality, value judgments, etc.
“That’s pretty well into adulthood. ”
Hunter Biden and all the Kennedy clan laugh at your assertion.
If they keep it up, they too can end up like Taylor Lorenz, a miserable 50 year old cat lady, mask wearing narcissist that is giving Keith Olberman a run for his money.
It’s incredible how intolerant they are of differing opinions and are so threatened by people that don’t think like they do that they won’t talk to them.
This goes to why they don’t really want to date guys who follow Rogan – they might have their minds changed if they bothered to get to know such men. Then they would be socially ostracized by their peers for having such a boyfriend and for their own, new-found “wrong think.” It’s a means of protecting the integrity of the bubble they live in.
Indeed. Her and her friends should listen to Rogan and learn a valuable lesson. He will talk to anyone in a respectable and friendly manner. If he is wrong about something he will change his mind. Biggest thing, though is that Rogan thinks for himself and doesn’t follow the herd. That’s why he has physicists, neuroscientists and guys that talk about aliens on his show.
See it as a gain for those that escape
She should just say she’s in a cult and doesn’t talk to people outside the cult. That would save even more time.
Women in cults need to “Woman-Splain.”
I have lots of litmus tests. This thing fails every one of them
All she knows about Rogan probably comes from clips that someone she follows has posted. Clips that are intended to show him in a poor way.
Remember guys, if they have nose rings or blue hair, or watches MSNBC you are better off alone.
If they are related to Tiny Tim Walz, run away as fast as you can.
Nose hardware is one of the most repulsive things on Earth.
that and tattoos
I’m not a fan of tattoos on women … though I have seen a handful that I actually thought were nice. Just a handful, but, generally I don’t like them on women. Especially the ugly sorts of tattoos that that Emhoff daughter has. That is just grotesque. Now, she was pretty ugly to start with, but those tattoos on her are worse than if she were covered with open sores.
But when people put stuff in their noses … NASTY.
Hey, lay off that Emhoff kid. She is a fashion model.
A big tattoo of a cow (for heaven’s sake) may be rational on a 4H champ, but for a “fashion model?” The pig wasn’t big enough?
And broom-sized fake eyelashes and plastic 9 inch nails.
I am old enough to remember when women with purple hair were rather hot – out of this world, in fact!
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063962/mediaviewer/rm515836673/?ref_=ttmi_mi_all_41
I don’t even have to look. I know of what you speak! And they were pretty hot, and very British too. Had that Emma Peel thing going on while wearing aluminized outfits.
Went to the link expecting to see Turanga Leela.
Nose rings are a definite litmus test, especially in the septum and gaudy. That means run.
LOL!! Breathing and walking on two legs are her standards!
Which makes her better than her “horse shake” dad.
Uh, those “Red Flags”…
you are carrying them.
Which is worse?
An uptalking valley girl or a urban omnisexual xe-xem with vocal fry.
She’s just reveling in her newfound “celebrity.” Give it another month and hopefully she’ll go back to obscurity.
Did she ever come out of obscurity? I’ve seen her twice on these sites. She looks like her father, and believes she has all the answers.
She is merely the lead actor in her own life performance, but is a bit player in everyone else’s.
“They’re”?? She doesn’t seem to know what a “red flag” means.
All litmus tests are truly litmus tests … that’s what they are. What she is trying to say is that her litmus test is effective or accurate.
This chick is a bit of a retard. I don’t think she should be subject to the public scrutiny of normal people. Her life is hard enough as it is, I would guess – and it ain’t going to be getting any easier.
The best litmus test of all: “Are you in any way related to Tim Walz? A friend of his? Or a Democrat?”
I don’t know about the “in any way related to Tim Walz” statement. There were a bunch of his family that supported Trump.
It’s a moot point – I am already off the market.
gun rights, and free speech while opposing cancel culture
I think you found the problems right there.
The funny part is that morons like her don’t know that people like us already know they’re to be avoided under most, if not all, circumstances because they can’t stop yapping about leftism this, leftism that. We don’t have to say a word, and can slip under their radar for years. Leftists are outed the second they open their mouths.
We know them more than they know us. Always been that way, always will be. They are stupid and slow.
The fact they’re in lock-step with each other also means we only need to learn a sliver about them and we know everything about them. The same can’t be said about conservatives (as evidenced the sometimes slightly acrimonious correspondence in this forum). We hold general principles in common, but the details of how we process and apply those principles can differ considerably.
I just do everyone a favor and wear my tee shirt that says I REFUSE TO BE LECTURED ON GUN CONTROL BY AN ADMINISTRATION THAT ARMED THE TALIBAN, and it’s better than having a social
sievesecretary.I think Joe Rogan should have Tim Walz on his podcast.
That is a truly great idea. The dimwitted lunatic would likely go for it thinking he could make Joe look bad. It would be comedy gold.
Pretty sure he invited him when he invited Vance, just like he invited Harris at the same time as Trump.
The difference is that Vance and Trump had the stones to actually show up and do the show, and Harris and Walz ran like the cowards they are.
The left doesn’t debate or weigh ideas, they shout them down.. There is only one side and they refuse to hear anything outside of Progressive Orthodoxy. It’s all the rage on campus. Universities are now factories to churn out intolerant, closed-minded bigots.
Being Waltz’s daughter has already severely limited what choices you have for a date with a normal heterosexual, btw. The nose ring puts you at a greater disadvantage….you have moved into the man-bun territory here, and your valley girl speech impediment just about seals the issue of you ever having to worry about a date.
Cat Lady Alert!!!!
This. This is how you end up a childless cat lady. Not that her family, looks, or personality help.
But if you’re a nice person, you can overcome a lot of hurdles.
IDK, I don’t think she is a beauty queen or anything but she isn’t bad looking. If she acted and talked normal she would have a ton of guys willing to take her out. Acting, thinking and talking like she does though will severely limit her options to man bun guys and girly sensitive men. I foresee a couple of divorces, a ton of anger towards men for her choices in life and many cats with a box of wine.
She reminds me of a solid 6 I dated very briefly in high school thinking she had an award winning personality. It turns out she won all the wrong kinds of awards once she let out the crazy.
I find all of this narcissism just so unbelievably comical.
It is narcissism, at it’s full-blown female adolescent best. And she’s 24. Clock is ticking.
Considering his reach they are probably cutting the candidate pool by half. Good luck with that.
Sigh, guess I better subscribe to Rogan then.
What about if the guy listens to Joe Rogan, but also uses the tampons her dad put in the men’s room?
as we used to say about young women like her: ” she just barely qualifies as a life-support system for nookie “
The high rising terminal is common in many regional accents, including that of rural Minnesota.
No less irritating no matter where she’s fruh-imm! (Insert uptalk tune here)
Not that I’ve ever noticed. Neither there, upper Wisconsin or the Dakota’s.
Sure. In psychos.
As an observer of the red-pill/MGTOW manosphere for the last decade I can ensure her the following.
1) She needn’t apply, no one cares.
2) Enjoy the soyboys, boxed wine and cats.
3) 10 Years from now. “Where are all the good men?” Watching Joe Rogan.
I once had a bull with a ring through her nose. Kinda looked like this girl. I bet they smell the same
The bull was probably easier to control.
Emhoff kid is a fashion model? By New Year’s she’ll be doing OnlyFans for EBT
I’m not convinced Walz has sired any children, this pinhead included. I want to see the DNA report.
The nut doesn’t fall far from the tree, but then again, her mother alone qualifies for the “tree’ In this instance.
Even Greta would have second thoughts about her.
Any young man thinking about dating her should use her father as a litmus test as to weather he should date her.
Imagine her world where the only men she’s attracted to are soft handed beta males with a man bun. OTOH, the world is safer because they are not going to procreate.
I would bet good money that she doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘literally.’ It’s just filler. They feel saying stuff like that will sound intelligent. Literally Hitler etc. Too funny!
Good to know. Following joe rogan on IG now.
Miss Walz represents the contemporary young woman- what self-respecting 20-something female wants a self-made business man, who had interviewed hundreds of spectacularly interesting people? No, she wants a real man like her Father, with whom she can discuss tampon choices and male menstrual cycle challenges, or perhaps a Doug Emhoff, who enjoys slapping a date so hard he breaks her jaw, or the real catch-Hunter Biden, with whom she and a few underage girls can smoke crack and create a threesome porno?
Chubs, nose ring, mid looking.
I don’t think she should handicap herself with that so-called litmus test.
She needs all the help she can get.
She gonna be 250lbs by the time she’s 30:
https://x.com/GovTimWalz/status/1698761196730540472
Oh! She’s vegetarian, too!
Give her a highway bicycle for the trifecta!
Spoken like someone who has never listened to a Joe Rogan podcast on any subject at any time.
The nut doesn’t fall far from the tree.
She looks like about a 5 on her best day.
On a scale of 0 to 10,000?
Well, then, there should be a lot of beta males in MN that fit her bill(?). Seems like she tasted 5 minutes of attention and is trying to make it to 15 (?)
I’m available…I love valley girl speak (?) and nose rings. The bigger the better. Also LOVE closed minded leftist children!
The terrifying reality is that a demonstrably vapid presidential candidate was appointed by the media, and 40% of Americans voted for her. This idiotic piece of meat is a symptom of a growing cancer in our society, one we should pay attention to.
WAIT! She dates…men? As in XY chromosomal human beings? I’m having a very difficult time believing *THAT* at all! But then to think that she would even be found within 1,000 statutory miles near such a biologically living creature who actually was a fan of Joe Rogan would be proof of Elvis wearing a Sasquatch costume while doing Joan Rivers impersonations at a Communist Party USA convention in downtown Little Rock.
You can’t not date me! I didn’t date you first!
I haven’t been listening to Rogan much. Just spent 3 hours (!) listening to his interview with Marc Andreessen.
Fascinating. Three hours of actual conversation. No gotcha stuff. Just intelligent conversation.
Four conclusions:
1) Any major politician that will not talk to Rogan? I will not vote for them, period. Three hours with Rogan–you know who the person is.
2) I will support Andreessen for anything, anytime, any where.
3) I am going to be listening to a lot more Rogan. Just started the J. D. Vance session.
4) I am 80. Widower after 50 years. I thank my lucky stars I am not a young man looking for a life partner in these times.
25 years ago, Hope’s mother, the old battleaxe Mrs. Walz,, said the same thing about any prospective boyfriend who listened to Rush Limbaugh.
So liberal bigotry gets propagated down the generations.