Jimmy Kimmel Cries: Trump Victory Terrible for ‘Women, Children, Immigrants’
“…it was a really good night for Putin and for polio and for lovable billionaires like Elon Musk, and the bros up in Silicon Valley, and all the wriggling brain worms who sold what was left of their souls to bow down to Donald Trump…”
Jimmy Kimmel literally cried on TV last night because Donald Trump defeated Kamala Harris.
Kimmel mentioned everyone except Israel and Jews.
Everyone point and laugh:
Let’s be honest. It was a terrible night last night. It was a terrible night for women, for children, for the hundreds of thousands of hardworking immigrants who make this country go. For health care, for our climate.
For science. For Journalism. For justice, for free speech. It was a terrible night for poor people, for the middle class, for seniors who rely on Social Security. For our allies in Ukraine. For nato, for the truth. And democracy and decency, and it was a terrible night for everyone who voted against them.
Guess what? It was a bad night for everyone who voted for him, too. You just don’t realize it yet.
Jimmy Kimmel tries not to cry in his latest tirade against Donald Trump:
"It was a terrible night for women, for children, for the hundreds of thousands of hard working immigrants… for health care, for our climate, for science, for journalism, for justice, for free speech." pic.twitter.com/FDgIXejhsT
— Wide Awake Media (@wideawake_media) November 7, 2024
I cannot find a clip of the second part of his pathetic monologue:
On the flip side, “it was a really good night for Putin and for polio and for lovable billionaires like Elon Musk, and the bros up in Silicon Valley, and all the wriggling brain worms who sold what was left of their souls to bow down to Donald Trump,” he added.
Kimmel noted that the choice for president came down to a prosecutor and a criminal, “and we chose the criminal to be President of the United States. More than half of this country voted for the criminal who is planning to pardon himself for his crimes. I guess this election wasn’t rigged.”
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Really, now – who cares what this twit thinks about anything?!
Or the view, please stop giving them clicks
By the way, what happened to Fuzzy
Once again, Jimmy left out the “illegal” part of the immigrant comment. He’s right though, there is a very bad day coming for the illegal immigrants who have invaded our nation, overrun our cities with criminal gangs, abused our welfare system, smuggled human beings across our border and inundated this nation with fentanyl. We didn’t vote to stop or curtail legal immigration.
Progressives simply are incapable of thinking of us (i.e. those who disagree with them) as anything other than evil.
There is no reconciliation possible with these; Trump’s tenure, and hopefully Vance’s after Trump’s, are just a pause in the road to divorce.
How do we share a country with people who believe lies over truth, hatred over tolerance?
Shorter version: “Progressives simply are incapable of thinking.”
Hundreds of thousands of hardworking immigrants? Out of what – 10 million illegals under Biden? More? Does that include, according to Biden’s own immigration agency, the 435,719 known convicted criminals (13,000 of which are murderers)?
10? Please 30 million
30 million = 20,000 illegals every single day, nonstop, for 4 years. We have 2 big borders across many states, and crossings aren’t evenly spaced out like that, but having been to the Rio Grande many many times during this shitty administration, from El Paso to Big Bend to Eagle Pass to Laredo to Roma to Hidalgo to Brownsville and all the way to the mouth at Boca Chica and never seen a sliver of a fraction of a slice of 20,000 people, I find 30 million to be impossible. I went back and looked at news stories to see when it got to a point that even the major networks couldn’t ignore the crossings on their worst days – across the entire border – and even those were reported as 10,000 per day for less than a week. Not months or years.
The population of Texas is 30 million. There is only one other state larger. If we added the equivalent of California or Texas in 4 years, you would literally see them living in your back yard.
Yeah. 11 million was the number under Obama, and it hasn’t budged in 12 years, right?
I miss the days of Johnny Carson.
Kimmel is an insufferable idiot who was never funny in the first place and now is under some delusion that his show gives him a platform to discuss very important things.
I never found Al Franken funny either but I have to respect the fact that he at least made the effort to do something with his politics.
Kimmel? He’s a big reason why the nation goes to bed early.
I hear you, Jimmy. It’s enough to make you want to get back together with your bedwetting commie girlfriend, ain’t it?
I was on with a very senior director yesterday (located in Silicon valley) who got on the phone late and said she was VERY grumpy in case anyone else was too.
I had a lot of respect for her before that. She just cut that in half.
NEVER NEVER NEVER let your pro colleaues know your leaning.
Every so often when I need to laugh, I enjoy replaying the “unofficial” video of the top Google execs moaning over Trump’s 2016 victory.
“most people here are pretty upset and pretty sad…”
Brin says he is “deeply offen[ded]” by the election of Trump, and that the election “conflicts with many of [Google’s] values.”
The DOJ should definitely go after Kimmel for his “joke” telling Trump voters to vote after election day.
I am a legal immigrant from North Cuba (aka The Peoples Democratic Rebublic of Canadastan), and am feeling confident that my pursuit of life, liberty, and happiness will be much better with President Trump running things than it would have been with Que Mala in the White House. It also really grinds my gears when empty talking heads conflate people who have entered the US illegally, with people like myself who have jumped through all the hoops and followed all the rules, and submitted to all of the vetting processes and medical testing to be allowed to become “one of us”.
In the immortal words of Woody Allen in Love and Death, Welcome, Idiots! 🤣😂🥲
And Diddy’s attendees…
Kimmel has gone from women on trampolines and imitating Karl Malone in blackface to parroting every leftist talking point. If you want to be accepted in Hollyweird you need to disavow your past and embrace the New World Order and Kimmel has sold his soul to be part of the ‘in crowd’. I don’t often revel in other people’s misery but I’ll make an exception in this case.
UH, Jimmy, programmers tend to vote heavily democrat. They live in a binary world: Code works, doesn’t work. While much has been invented via code, it’s still a binary job.
Programmers heavily voting for Dem policies which NEVER work as advertised? Doesn’t sound very binary to me, more like wishful and delusional.
Did you MEAN to say democrat, or was that a thinko?
He’s a delusional little bitch.
Pretending to care by virtue signal should go the way of the word salad.
Kimmel is the epitome of a broken man. He should call Tim Walz to the rescue.
Women, children and immigrants? I don’t think Kimmel is an immigrant, but he definitely can check the other two boxes.
Don’t overlook his reach. Most of the liberals I know stay up for him and swear he’s the best thing on late night TV. They don’t care about his past, just as long as he hits them with DNC earworm before going to bed. He is the last thing they hear before drifting off. Whatever his DNC approved message is percolates in their brains all night long.
I can’t look at these people without my mind seeing the opinion-makers from Hunger Games.