Former President Donald Trump showed up for the Al Smith charity dinner, unlike VP Kamala Harris.
Here are some of Trump’s funniest parts.
Trump Trials
I literally laughed out loud:
TRUMP: “That is not an easy thing to do, especially when your name is Trump and you were in “The New York Times” list. I think that must be selling like hot cakes but thank you, I appreciate it. It is a true pleasure to be with you this evening, amazing pleasure. And these days it is really a pleasure anywhere in New York with my subpoena for an appearance.”
Donald Trump at the Al Smith charity dinner: “It is a true pleasure to be with you this evening…and these days, it’s really a pleasure [to be] anywhere in New York without a subpoena for my appearance." pic.twitter.com/zWoDx4QYMh
— Andy Ngo 🏳️🌈 (@MrAndyNgo) October 18, 2024
Shooting
I mean, he has a point:
TRUMP: “There is nothing to say. I guess I just don’t see the point of taking shots at myself when other people have been shooting at me for a hell of a long time. You know what they say about presidents, they say that Andrew Jackson was the president that was the most mean treated, his wife died of heart ache. She was heartbroken at the way they treated him. And they say that second was Abraham Lincoln but he was in charge of civil war. But those were the two. Andrew Jackson. Up until me, now they say it is not even close, there has never been a president treated so badly as me. And our people are not happy about it. But I was treated a little bit rough.”
The Al Smith Dinner was amazing! 🤣
"I guess I just don't see the point of taking shots at myself when other people have been shooting at me for a hell of a long time…" – Trump pic.twitter.com/zMn0fenYFy
— The Constitutionalist 🇺🇸 (@WeWillBeFree24) October 18, 2024
Doug Emhoff and Nannies
Emhoff admitted to having an affair with a past nanny:
TRUMP: “A major issue of this race is child care and Kamala has put forward a concept or a plan, a lot of people don’t like it. He only piece of advice I would have for her in the event that she wins would be not to let her husband Doug anywhere near the nannies, keep them away. That was a nasty one! That’s nasty! I told the idiots that gave me the stuff, that’s too far. You know they told me the last time I did this, I was running against crooked Hillary.”
NEW: Trump gives Kamala Harris advice on her new childcare plan, tells her not to let her husband Doug near the nannies.
Trump was referring to the recent report that Doug Emhoff impregnated his children's nanny. pic.twitter.com/PsqS4BvWIq
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) October 18, 2024
Kamala and Whitmer
Trump even poked fun at Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer’s stupid video:
TRUMP: “But I don’t think Kamala has given up yet. She hasn’t. Instead of attending tonight, she is in Michigan receiving communion from Gretchen Whitmer. That’s not a pretty sight. But Catholics, please do not be too insulted by her absence. Thank you very much.”
PRESIDENT TRUMP: "All polls are indicating I’m leading big with the Catholic vote, as I should be, but I don’t think Kamala has given up yet. Instead of attending tonight, she’s in Michigan receiving communion from Gretchen Whitmer." pic.twitter.com/T8NAHcRnPm
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) October 18, 2024
Illegal Aliens
Crying: “Well, I had better wrap up, because Mayor Adams told me earlier that I needed to make this one very quick… the city has reserved this room for a large group of illegal aliens coming in from Texas.”
PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Well, I had better wrap up, because Mayor Adams told me earlier that I needed to make this one very quick… the city has reserved this room for a large group of illegal aliens coming in from Texas." pic.twitter.com/czyeloOzYs
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) October 18, 2024
Walz
Thing is, Walz probably will say it:
“I’d like to thank our M.C. this evening, Jim Gaffigan. Most recently, Jim has been playing Tim Walz on Saturday Night Live. That’ll be a very short gig, Jim, but it was fun while it lasted!…
Unfortunately, Governor Walz isn’t here himself. But don’t worry, he’ll say that he was.”
PRESIDENT TRUMP: "I’d like to thank our M.C. this evening, Jim Gaffigan. Most recently, Jim has been playing Tim Walz on Saturday Night Live. That’ll be a very short gig, Jim, but it was fun while it lasted!…
Unfortunately, Governor Walz isn’t here himself. But don’t worry,… pic.twitter.com/lGSUg7OeSY
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) October 18, 2024
Harris and Minnesota
Oh, he went there: “But if you really wanted Vice President Harris to accept your invitation, I guess you should have told her the funds were going to bail out the looters and rioters in Minneapolis and she would’ve been here guaranteed.”
PRESIDENT TRUMP: "But if you really wanted Vice President Harris to accept your invitation, I guess you should have told her the funds were going to bail out the looters and rioters in Minneapolis and she would've been here guaranteed." pic.twitter.com/sRBNMBOKgJ
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) October 18, 2024
White Dudes
LOL: “There’s a group called ‘White Dudes for Harris’… but I’m not worried about them at all, because their wives and their wives’ lovers are all voting for me.”
PRESIDENT TRUMP: "There’s a group called “White Dudes for Harris”… but I’m not worried about them at all, because their wives and their wives’ lovers are all voting for me." pic.twitter.com/QWhzG1q1Sz
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) October 18, 2024
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trump: and I know one of the shooters cant be tim walz b/c he never carried a weapon …or at least properly
Walz wouldn’t have been able to load the weapon.
I do think Walz didn’t know the shotgun had a plug limiting it to 2+1 and was trying to shove a 3rd round into the magazine.
Uhh, if you spend $2000 on a shotgun, one would think you might actually learn how to use it.
Likely, if he only shot trap which is one shot at a time. Did he ever hunt at all?
Yes, Trump was hilarious, even more so than normal. I was entertained by watching Martha McCallum trying not laugh. Also, Jim Gaffigan – who’s no conservative nor friend of Trump – was notably tough on Harris, really in a way I haven’t seen any comedian be (who’s not a ‘conservative’ comedian).
So much truth compressed into such a short speech.
he got some zingers in.
I think as a winner and the bigger candidate, he was capable of more grace, but I’m not voting for sweet tweets.
The communists don’t deserve any grace, especially after all of the lawfare.
Two impeachments, four lawfare suits, and two assassins later… the time for sweet tweets expired long ago.
Reaganesque! LOL
Winston Churchill
Totally apropos to Trump, Reagan said:
“There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at with no result.”
When I pointed out that it appeared to be his attitude at the time, I got a bunch of down votes.
Ya musta told it wrong…!
Yes Trump was on fire. In his element: entertainment and insults. His best line (in my opinion);
“I used to think the Democrats were crazy for saying that men have periods, but then I met Tim Walz.”
Another very good one:
“There’s a group called ‘White Dudes for Harris.’ Have you seen this? ‘White Dudes for Harris.’ Anybody know? Are some of you here? White Dudes for Harris? It doesn’t sound like it. But I’m not worried about them at all because their wives and their wives’ lovers are all voting for me.”
This one is a real zinger that almost nobody will want drill into a little.
That last one had me snorting like a rhino in heat 😂😂
Watching the worm squirm (Schumer) is always a good time.
With Trump bringing up Andrew Jackson, I wonder if he knows that Jackson ALSO had a failed attempt on his life?