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*UPDATE* Walz Brought a Gun, But Doesn’t Look Like He Knows How to Use It

*UPDATE* Walz Brought a Gun, But Doesn’t Look Like He Knows How to Use It

MSNBC slobbers all over Walz and her daughter, who they claim is “making fetch happen.”

OH! Democratic VP candidate Gov. Tim Walz did bring a gun to his pheasant hunting trip.

Except…does he even know how to use it???

MSNBC shared a clip of Walz earlier going pheasant hunting.

MSNBC also admits the trip is nothing more than an appeal to hunters and white males:

FIRST ANCHOR: Few moments ago, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz was out pheasant hunting in Sleepy Eye, Minnesota, taking part in the 12th annual governor’s pheasant hunting opener. This comes, friends, as we know that they’re going to have Walz doing sort of a blitz, reaching out to men. Young men voters. They know, 50 50 swing vote. They know they need to get them.

SECOND ANCHOR: Yes. Can I just say, Coach Walz is giving a pheasant hunting glam this morning. That is the governor’s daughter that you see her in the back. Look at this. She’s making feather hunting fetch is happening. She’s making fetch happen.

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What? And miss his chance for a Dick Cheney moment?

They may as well retire SNL right now and give Tim their slot. After decades, Republicans could finally laugh again.

Truthfully, when I heard he would be “going hunting,” I wondered how they were going to address the problem of having Tim in the middle of a bunch of guys with guns. I never expected them to solve it in the stupidest way possible.

Kinder, gentler pheasant hunting? Once again the Democrats demonstrate that they never have a correct answer to the question ‘How?’

More like a snipe hunt.

Dolce Far Niente | October 12, 2024 at 2:36 pm

They already have the “Tucks and Cucks for Kamala” vote; no need to appeal to more of the non-hunting/really stupid male demographic.

ThePrimordialOrderedPair | October 12, 2024 at 2:36 pm

I feel ripped off. I wanted to see what Walz and gang do when they actually see a pheasant. Will they throw rocks at it? Call it names? Point at it and let it fly away (“leftist hunting” in the duchamp style)? Or just all chase after it on foot with some Benny Hill music in the background?

    When I was about nine and my brother was seven we were down at City Ice And Grocery in Bennettsville, SC just hanging out by the railroad tracks when a rabbit hopped up on a rail.
    Greek Gandy was the proprietor of the establishment and he dared Matt to hit the rabbit with a rock.
    Matt picked up a piece of granite ballast, reared back and nailed the rabbit in the head, killing it instantly.
    Greek was so impressed he gave us both Pepsis and a big bag of popcorn.
    I doubt “Coach” could do that.

    They named them “Trump”, “Donald, Jr.”, “Eric”, et. al. before releasing them for the hunt.

Timmah does have his finger guns, maybe there’s a concealed pop tart somewhere.

Seriously, though, not wearing the orange vest does not promote hunting safety.

The Gentle Grizzly | October 12, 2024 at 3:11 pm

You misunderstood. He is peasant hunting. He’s looking for votes.

    Cue Mel Brocks…. “It’s great to be King!”…. in this case governor. It’s actually painful the watch. One would think he would PRACTICE before going out in front of the cameras. Give him an Over/Under like 0bama had at Camp David… replete with SMOKE pouring out of the barrel where no holes should be.

    All of these pols with “I won a gun”…. usually something innocuous. Unlike the Lt. Gov of Virginia with an AR… and who know how to shoot it.

    “Be vewy, vewy quiet– I’m hunting ballots!”

Bow and arrow?

Elmer Fudd is hunting. Be vewy vewy quiet.

What a f’ing dweeb. Why don’t they just come out and admit that he is gay and his goofy wife is just a beard. And JD is “weird”?

I don’t see any pheasants in the photo, but, self-styled “knucklehead”-clown, Walz, is the turkey.

2smartforlibs | October 12, 2024 at 4:31 pm

These liberal real photo ops are out of hand. Camel toe did one with a cargo plane that was faked.

This campaign photo op wasn’t very well scripted. How do you try for the typical d/prog ‘look at me, I got a borrowed O/U shotgun on a bird hunt, see NRA/GOA I am a gun guy’ staging without bringing a firearm?

Especially when, as others pointed out, since this goofball has already lied about carrying ‘a weapon of war in a combat zone’. This was an easy lay up to get the stupid photos of Waltz with a shotgun to try and deceive voters but they ain’t competent enough to pull off the deception.

    CommoChief in reply to CommoChief. | October 12, 2024 at 7:43 pm

    Ok so he did produce a Beretta A400. Nice gun though he claimed to have purchased it when he was ‘shooting a lot of trap’ but was a little awkward on the reloading for someone who who had the background he claims. Also he does know it’s an ‘evil’ semiautomatic right? A 12 GA semi auto can do significant damage very rapidly at shorter distances especially in a place with lots of people in a confined area….which is why the US Military uses them..IOW a semi auto 12GA is also a ‘weapon of war’.

      alaskabob in reply to CommoChief. | October 12, 2024 at 8:25 pm

      Very much so that the Germans complained to the Geneva Convention when the Americans showed up with their trench guns. (Dear Supreme Court…. you blew it on Miller).

        Milhouse in reply to alaskabob. | October 14, 2024 at 6:16 pm

        SCOTUS didn’t blow it on Miller. There was nothing in the record on whether a sawn-off shotgun has a military use, so they sent the case back to the district court to establish that record. That never happened because Miller was dead, and therefore so was his case.

      henrybowman in reply to CommoChief. | October 12, 2024 at 10:11 pm

      He looks about as comfortable as MD Gov. Parris Glendening did at his “everybody should lock up their guns” press conference, when while demoing a “quick access” gn lock, he struggled with it in front of the cameras for a full two minutes until he was assisted by several police officers who themselves took an additional minute to successfully unlock the gun.

      AF_Chief_Master_Sgt in reply to CommoChief. | October 13, 2024 at 12:04 pm

      Tampon Tim is unfamiliar with weapons of war.

      He held one in boot camp and periodic qualification training, but I doubt he has significant experience actually using a weapon.

Even the dog doesn’t like Walz

Subotai Bahadur | October 12, 2024 at 7:04 pm

1) Gentle Grizzly beat me in pointing out MSNBC’s typo.
2) He is used to having minions doing the actual loading and shooting of the proles, because to the Nomenklatura it is a spectator sport.

Subotai Bahadur

John Sullivan | October 12, 2024 at 7:39 pm

No wonder he needed IVF!

I have the A390. Its a great gun. All I can say is, c’mon, really? The fuck is happening there? I think he’s unloading it (yes, unloading the tube can be a PITA). Dont do this on camera, fool.

The real sad part, with all those people and NO DOGS they are catching zero pheasants. Moron.

    ThePrimordialOrderedPair in reply to dwb. | October 12, 2024 at 9:45 pm

    There’s no way the leftist communist machine would let Walz anywhere near a dead bird with a film crew around … unless he was visiting one of the America-hating left’s beloved windmills with the dead eagles strewn around (leftists LOVE dead eagles!).

He automatically bends over when a stiff shaft is within reach.
If he knows how to handle a shotgun my ass is a moon pie.

destroycommunism | October 12, 2024 at 8:39 pm

wow what a man!

    He is oozing testosterone. He is so off-the-charts manly, it puts all the rest of us would-be “men” to shame. I will take pointers from Tampon/Tiananman Square Tim, on how to become a real “man” like him.

ThePrimordialOrderedPair | October 12, 2024 at 9:40 pm

*UPDATE* Walz Brought a Gun, But Doesn’t Look Like He Knows How to Use It

LOL.

And that’s an expensive one, too. Walz would be better off, it seems, with a little $150 Maverick.

Does anyone know what “making fetch happen” means? Is it simply more Leftist gibberish? Or is the incoherence actually meaningful in Leftspeak? The dictionary isn’t helping.

    ThePrimordialOrderedPair in reply to George_Kaplan. | October 12, 2024 at 10:34 pm

    I think it’s from Mean Girls. The one character – the “uncool” cool girl – tried to spread “fetch” as the new cool word, but it was a total failure and the lead mean girl told her to “stop trying to make fetch happen”, or something to that effect. It would be more of an insult so I’m not sure what the chick thought she was saying with that.

There is something genuine about the campaign – it’s run by actual morons.