Oh, man. Al Smith dinner host Jim Gaffigan had a great time tearing apart the Democrats and VP Kamala Harris, calling out their coup.
GAFFIGAN: “This has been an interesting presidential campaign. The Democrats have been telling us Trump’s reelection is a threat to democracy. In fact, they were so concerned of this threat that they staged a coup. Ousted their democratically elected incumbent and installed Kamala Harris. In other words, all her dreams have come true. It really makes you consider the power of prayer, right cardinal? Sometimes prayers take three and a half years and a George Clooney op-ed. I don’t know who is angry but I don’t care. Anyway, can I — so — you know.”
Gaffigan: “Of course Joe Biden was the second Catholic president after JFK. President Biden could not be here tonight. The DNC made sure of that.”
Oh, you know there has to be some truth to this. You know Jill is mad:
“The media has begun discussing the phenomena of ‘secret Trump voters’ — people who publicly say they’d never vote for Trump, but then when they go in the voting booth, they do. It’s a small group. They’re called the ‘Biden family.'”
Gaffigan had to poke fun at Harris for skipping the dinner: “She did find time to appear on The View, Howard Stern, Colbert — and the longtime staple of campaigning, the Call Her Daddy podcast…”
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