UCLA Pro-Hamas Mob Issue List of Demands, Including Zip Ties and Gas Masks
At a press conference, they also demanded UCLA divest, disclose, and abolish policing.
The pro-Hamas mob at UCLA released a list of demands…but absolutely no sunscreen.
Yes, they rebuilt the encampment. They’re back.
NEW: @FoxNews has obtained a Google Doc w/ a list of needs that protesters at the UCLA camp are requesting, including:
– Vegan & gluten free food
– “Super bright” flashlights w/ strobe
– Rope & zip ties
– Helmets, shields, & wood
– Lotion, “NO sunscreen”
– Knee & elbow pads pic.twitter.com/XUL6ZbtoLy— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) May 1, 2024
Then they had the nerve to hold a press conference to reiterate their other demands: divest, disclose, and abolish policing.
Goodness.
The anti-Israel protesters at UCLA just held a press conference where they said they were victims of a “life threatening assault” at the hands of “Zionists” last night. They complained that police didn’t do enough to intervene, however, their demands include “abolish policing”. pic.twitter.com/bt5aQY3NZf
— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) May 1, 2024
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Orders over $500 include free duct tape, blindfolds, chloroform, Hefty bags, and black gloves.
Don’t forget the bleach. You can’t clean up a crime – I mean a protest scene without lots and lots of industrial bleach.
Peroxide is the new bleach.
All the oxidation, with no telltale odor.
Does it destroy DNA evidence like bleach does?
Does one get free MAGA hats to go with the bleach?
You left out bone saws.
<Pawn Stars voice>Best I can do is an orange jumpsuit & crocs.</Pawn Stars voice>
Fire hoses and police dogs next time?
“Sheriff Clark…? Sheriff… Clark. Please pick up a white courtesy telephone. Sheriff Clark…”
Knee pads…. great idea. That will make your dhimmitude much more tolerable.
Morons.
And lotion? I would have thought the terrorist supporting trash were naturally oily enough.
Yeah…I noticed that, too. What exactly are they planning to do with the “lotion”? Where will it be used?
Asking for a friend.
It rubs the lotion on its skin, it does this whenever its told.
How about a nice cup of STFU instead?
How about “F” No, with a side of police brutality.
Zip ties is automatically terrorism. They planned to take prisoners? lolz
Leftists can’t fight for “rights” without a complete r@pe kit.
Probably to put up barriers, or tents. That’s what they’re actually for, isn’t it?
As I understand it they used them to tie pieces of plywood together to make their wall.
Wait until this age cohort maintains your bridges.
So all we need is bread w/ gluten in it to defeat these hardened warriors of social justice. Since Passover is over I’m sure the Jews can slip some gluten into their vegan pita.
Pulled pork sammiches braised in wine and peanut oil on five-grain bread.
I watch for sales or clearances, then I make seasoned pulled pork and can it, It is very tasty. I use 3 rotisseries, collect all the fat and grease for treats. Dogs and cats appreciate them. Nothing should ever go to waste.
I salute the Mary Schmich reference, even if she wouldn’t like it.
LOL.
Who’s the hater of reinforced knuckles, there?? That seems like a weird restriction. … Not the sort of thing that first pops into my mind when I think of utility gloves.
I would have guessed the “small hands” part without even looking.
All they really need are diapers. Lot and lots of diapers.
CalMatters publishes UCLA-Hamas essay:
https://calmatters.org/commentary/2024/05/usc-students-gaza-protests-perception/
Suspension or expulsion. But get them off campus.
“Peaceful protests?” Tell me another one.
UCLA Pro-Hamas Mob Issue List of Demands, Including Zip Ties and Gas Masks
I don’t believe the Pro-Hamas Mob would appreciate their behavior being defined by a Yiddish word, but the word is quite fitting: chutzpah.
A previous oft-used paradigm for chutzpah was someone who killed his parents and then begged for mercy from the court on the grounds that he was an orphan.
Taking over university space, knocking a Jewish student unconscious, and then DEMANDING zip ties and gas masks is the new paradigm for chutzpah.
They are not demanding these things. They’re asking their supporters to bring them. Their demands are the usual things, BDS and no police.
This is not a list of demands. They are asking their allies to donate these things to be clear.
Wondered about that. Still though… zip ties? Gonna reinforce/link barriers, block access/egress and/or use for ad hoc handcuffs/leg restraints? Gas masks? What kinda ‘allies’ they got which posses a ready stockpile of gas masks + filters?
Finally why isn’t a cordon being made by LEO or better yet the NG with a no entry order enforced? The answer is the leadership of UCLA, the City of LA, the County of LA and the State of CA don’t want to that.
Yes, their supplies aren’t all for benign purposes. They basically want zip ties if there’s another fight so they can take hostages and role play as their heroes in Rafah.
I didn’t say they were smart or practical…just pointing out what they are asking for. Besides, some of these people are being funded (note other sites pointing out how all of the tents they have out there come from the same company) so gas masks may not be that hard to get. Soros is the rumor but he gets thrown around a lot as a default, so it’s not clear that he is involved.
Plenty of blame to go around in LA from school to local officials and politicians to Gov Slicky.
Don’t send us food with gluten or its GeNoCiDe!
LOL.
And if you asked them what gluten was I don’t think any of them would even know.
“I don’t know what it is, but it goes straight to my ass.”
So … if their supporters bring in a trunk load of zip ties for their upcoming hostage tent (they have indeed learned from Hamas), how do they get delivered??? How pathetic is this??? And who in hell is bringing these losers lunch???
I’d be happy to bring things to them. Seems like a simple way to take care of the problem.
J
The funniest part is towards the bottom it says, “No bagels!”
As someone suggested, we should all show up and throw bagels at them.
But who would want to waste yummy bagels 0n these nutcases?
Raid the dumpster at the local Dunkin for stale donuts. They won’t know the difference.
Yes, donuts will work nicely for the gluten genocide.
LOL no bagels because Zionists eat them. There’s genocide in every bite!
Send matzah balls
I’d do gelfite fish.
1. They are unmistakably Jewish
2. They are unmistakably nasty
If it’s nasty you’re not doing it right. Probably eating it out of a jar, or even worse a can. Of all the brands of jarred GF I’ve tried, there was only one I would call “actually good”, and it’s no longer available. The best you can now get in a jar is “edible” and “unobjectionable”, and some brands are really vile. Steer well clear of Mothers. Yehuda is not terrible, but not something I would recommend if you have something else to eat. Meal Mart and Kedem are passable.
For good GF without making it from scratch, you need to buy it as a frozen log and cook it yourself.
Hey–some of us actually ~like~ gefilte fish. With horseradish, of course.
y’know…getting hit with a frozen matzoh ball would probably be pretty painful. Now we just need a semi-automatic matzoh ball cannon….
Okay..send them pastrami on rye then
Easy. Buy Thomas, or Greater Value, or virtuallu any supermarket (alleged) “bagel”, because those aren’t bagels. They are toroid shaped bread.
Who do I call for a missile strike of that encampment? Vagan and gluten free food, hot lunch, no packaged food, (lotion?). Up yours; you people can’t even riot correctly. Freaks and losers!
These children, of all ages, need a Francisco Franco moment.
A real Fascist! And winner of the Spanish Civil War.
He had help from Hitler, and (according to Orwell, who was there) also from Stalin.
Don’t forget the ex lax loaded water and other liquids for them to consume prior to being parared through the streets.
The assassination of the Right’s leader in Parliament José Calvo Sotelo by police of the leftist government was the trigger that set off the war. As historian Stanley Payne pointed out, the assassination of a member of Parliament by police of the leftist government led many on the right to conclude that “it was more dangerous to rebel than not to rebel.” If forces of public order are going to kill with impunity the leading Rightist member of Parliament, no one on the Right was safe. Franco and many other Army officers committed to the rebellion after finding out about the assassination of Calvo Sotelo. The non-response of the government to the assassination was another factor leading those on the Right to support a revolt. Assassination of José Calvo Sotelo
Within a week of Calvo Sotelo’s assassination, the revolt began. Yes, the rebellion was contemplated well before his assassination, but it took his assassination to win a substantial number of supporters- civilian and military. While we learned from Orwell’s Homage to Catalonia that the Soviets precipitated the killing of thousands of Anarchists and “Trotskyists,” this was far from the beginning of the atrocities that the left committed. Such as Calvo Sotelo’s assassination before the war even began. Within several months after the war began, those on the left killed `~6,800 Roman Catholic clerics (priests, nuns, monks) about 20% of the Spain’s total.
The more I have read about the Spanish Civil War, the more I am glad that Franco’s forces won the war. Both sides committed atrocities, but the government that in peace time assassinates the leading opposition member of Parliament and kills 20% of the nation’s Roman Catholic clerics, is not a side I would prefer for my government.
Most of the killings and other actions of the right were in retaliation for the unprovoked atrocities of the left as they defeated the communists and their allies. However, to be fair most sources conclude that far more leftists were killed imprisoned etc. than the number of victims from their earlier rampages against Christians, the middle class and business owners.
It kind of sounds like they fucked around and found out.
Sounds fitting to me
Sure you’re not thinking of Ceausescu? Franco died in a hospital from mundane medical reasons.
paraded
Just read that LA Mayor Bass and the UCLA Chancelor are promising a tough crack down not on the Hamas Supporters but on the pro-Israel counter protestors last night whom they called vigilantes.
It is ok to terrorize Jewish students and bar them from class and deny any police or security protection from the mob, but anyone who stands up against the thugs will be dealt with harshly.
I hope that a group of wealthy Jewish Lawyers sue on behalf of the Jewish students naming the Mayor and Chancellor individually liable.
They will have a hard time because they attacked at night.
I both empathize with them and understand their reasons. However, from a legal perspective, they didn’t have much reason to be there when classes weren’t meeting. You can say that the Hamas LARPers didn’t either but that’s the school’s problem not theirs.
They should have done this during the week on a day when they either had class or had an academic reason to use the facilities. Then, it could be legitimately explained as a clash caused by the LARPY HARPIES.
To quote Judge Smails from Caddyshack … “You’ll get nothing and like it!”
No, these are not their demands. Their demands are BDS, and no police. The shopping list is their request to their supporters, things they would like their supporters to bring them. If it were up to me I would arrest anyone who showed up with these items, as an accomplice to their crime. But then if it were up to me the camp would have been bulldozed by now.
Killing cell service near the encampment and any school WiFi will bring about change.
Ha ha! That’s why they need those over-60yo professional agitators, who grew up without cellphones and wifi and know how shit works.
The “off-grid SHTF bunker” of this generation was their grandmas’ “dream home.”
How about free lead injections?