Kutztown University Warns Students About Aggressive Cow on Campus
“Avoid North Campus: Aggressive Cow – DO NOT APPROACH”
I love stories like this one. The truth really is stranger than fiction.
WFMZ News reports:
Kutztown University warns of ‘aggressive cow’ on campus
Kutztown University has alerted its community to an “aggressive” cow that has gotten loose on campus.
The Kutztown University Police Department (KUPD) was first notified of the situation around 7:15 p.m. Sunday, as a caller explained that the cow was running along Main Street and onto the campus.
In an alert titled “Avoid North Campus: Aggressive Cow – DO NOT APPROACH,” KUPD said the cow seemed scared and unfamiliar with its surroundings.
“All should stay away from cow. The animal is not safe to approach,” the alert said.
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I will admit I only came to this one to see if it was an actual 4-legged bovine or a “trans-cow”.
Turns out the world isn’t quite that topsy-turvy yet.
Kutztown, in the heart of Amish country. Gotta love it.
Out here where I live, someone left their gate open and an adjacent residential community was invaded by cows.
Much sweeter cows, though.
Given that the warning was authored by academics, I’m wondering what are the chances the “aggressive cow” was actually assigned bull at birth?
The bull actually didn’t get aggressive until the soy-boy proggie tried to ‘milk’ him.
I am led to understand the cow was attracted to sounds of the college orchestra playing Strauss waltzes.
Soon, that cow was seen bustin’ some tight mooooves , nome sayin’?
Well it did jump over the moon.
Just be glad it’s not a brahma bull. In any case, how do they know whether it’s a cow or bull?
They’re not veterinarians, you know.
At some point it will identify as a hamburger.