Biden: “I may be Irish, but I’m not stupid”
But at least we don’t have to suffer mean tweets, right?
This guy, tho.
Biden: “I may be Irish, but I’m not stupid.” pic.twitter.com/QKpJfxaW30
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 17, 2022
And if that wasn’t embarrassing enough, there’s also this one:
I don't know who this guy knows, but, no. https://t.co/oL4hnGSQPH
— Kemberlee Kaye (@KemberleeKaye) March 16, 2022
But at least we don’t have to suffer truthful, in your face mean tweets, right?
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He is such an embarrassment. Remember when he said poor kids are just as bright as white kids? How can a person as politically inept as he have such a long political career? Perhaps he is the corollary to the old adage that if a deal is too good to be true, it probably isn’t a good deal after all.
“I bet everybody knows somebody…that in an intimate relationship, what happened was the guy takes a revealing picture of his naked friend, or whatever, in a compromising position and then blackmails.”
Is there a… second Ashley diary we should be looking for?
That was the strangest comment I have ever heard a US president say on camera. It was absolutely bizarre. And yet, it received absolutely ZERO coverage in the traditional media.
Imagine how big of a story it would have been if Trump said the same thing.
Hunter’s sex tapes with Ukrainian prostitutes must now be in the hands of enough justice department employees that they are trying to lay the ground work for attacking the eventual leaker and give the media an out to look the other way. “Nothing to see here folks, move along.”
Don’t sell yourself short, Joe. You’re quite stupid.
Even when he was in his prime, cognitive ability was not so hot. Joe needs depends on both ends.
No Joe you’re a blithering Idiot.
The perfect rejoinder to this line would be:
“Joe… you’re Polish.”
What did Joe Biden mean by that?
Just this, “No matter what I say or what I do, the media will cover for me.”
No matter how far fetched, no matter now bizarre, Joe Biden can do anything or say anything and he’s covered.
“How about me,Dad?”
“Yes, you too, Hunter.”
Yes, you too, Hunter—as soon as you hide your crack pipe, get shaved and get some clothes on.
Well, he’s convinced me — I no longer believe he’s Irish.
He is stupid, as far as people in high office go.
But worse, he is a traitor.
He makes Benedict Arnold look good.
Worse, he’s making Obama look good.
That was Mission Impossible!
I tend to think the truth is somewhere in the middle.
He’s a stupid traitor.
Sold the country out for millions in bribes from Russia and China.
To pair with this news: The Russians just called Biden senile without calling him senile. https://www.yahoo.com/news/kremlin-accuses-ukraine-trying-drag-094340538.html
I’m going to skip past him declaring Irish people stupid and go straight to: The President of the United States of America just admitted being blackmailed.
I’ve gone ‘what the fuck’ three times already. My cats are worried about me.
Either that, or blackmailing somebody else.
When he said “everybody knows somebody who,” I just took it for granted because we all know about him.
“I’m going to skip past him declaring Irish people stupid…”
Mind if I do? I kinda have a dog in this fight. Shut your eyes and close your ears, darlings, because I’m about to use, appropriately, some profanity. I grew up on the west coast. Every time I got jumped (and we gave as good as we got, which is why the cops threatened to throw us in jail when they broke up the fight) it was because when I get a tan I look Mexican. What am I going to do when they’re throwing around words like Spic and Wetback? Say I’m not with them? Hell yeah I’m with them.
What a relief to move to the east coast and get jumped by some drunken frat boys (most people have too much sense to not want to fight me) hurling around words like dago and wop. Finally! Game freaking on! Somebody guessed right.
So this part Irish mic but mostly dago mutt takes issue with the stupid s*** that this dementia patient spewed after proclaiming he wasn’t stupid.
“I married Dominic Giacoppa’s daughter.”
No, tapioca brain did not marry Dominic Giacoppa’s daughter. He married Domenico Giacoppa’s GRANDAUCGHTER.
How do you f up your wife’s father’s name on St. Paddy’s day? Or confuse your wife’s father with her grandfather in what clearly were prepared notes.
How the hell does this happen? Which is a question I’ve been asking myself a lot ever since I was told tapioca brain won the election.
Jill Biden’s father was Donald Jacobs. They anglicized the name.
It was St. Patrick’s day.. he is an eejit.
Roger Waters tweeted that Joe is an eejit.
And Roger Waters is an antisemite.
Embrace the healing power of “and.” Joe is an eejit. AND Roger Waters is a Jew hater.
Tell me if my hatred for Jew hatred crosses a line. I don’t like cleaning things up and calling it anti-Semitism. Find me Konigsberg on a map of Europe. Now tell me the Israelis didn’t EARN the Golan by the ancient right of conquest.
Right of conquest. If a country like Israel is the victim of an unprovoked attack and in defense seizes territory the get to keep it. What hinders a gambler if he gets all his chips back at the end of the game? Syria shot at Israel from the Golan Hights. They lost. Syria no longer gets to shoot from there.
The aggressor can no longer keep the territory for launching the aggression.
Looked eejit up. So worth it.
A few days ago on SkyNews Australia, one of the reporters presented video of Biden, Kamala and Pelosi making nonsense statements that day and said: “There are some 350 million people in America and these are the 3 best people they could find to run the government?”
There is a good reason no one is returning White House phone calls these days.
Every Irish person I know is smart.
You’re way stupid.
Our president is an Alzheimic old fool and our vice president is a cackling halfwit.
We are so screwed.
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Au contraire!
Oof. I guess this was an attempt at self-deprecating humor, but as with most of his attempts at jocularity he ends up insulting others. Then he throws in the “No joke!” follow up even though no one is laughing except for maybe nervous laughter from his handlers.
The most awkward teller of folksy tales too. They’re never believable either and always end up being a form of the humble brag.
People who do accept them are usually BSers who do so out of professional courtesy.
“Then he throws in the “No joke!” follow up even though no one is laughing”
Gutfeld has the skill to pull off a regular, “laugh, you cretins!”
Joe doesn’t. He tried it once in front of a military assembly, as I recall, and it bombed.
I remember that, another cringey moment.
He’s wrong. He’s extremely stupid.
“I may be Irish.”
“Really? Am I, Dr Jill?”
“And you told me to say, “I’m not stupid. Why do I have to say that? I’m not missing any French Fries from my Happy meal, am I?”
“Sir, those are jicama, and that’s a Wolfgang Puck filet mignon.”
Bwahaaaa!
Did Biden read that from his teleprompter? Just before “the end.”