Welcome to the “open” internet

Two weeks ago, the FCC voted along party lines to change the internet as we know it. They did it in the name of “fairness,” and “equality,” and “adapting to a rapidly changing internet landscape.” A lot of meaningless platitudes boiled down to one simple idea: the necessary and inevitable takeover of the internet by government.

Last week, the FCC released the rules. Here’s the short and sweet version:

The FCC’s Net neutrality order boils down to three key rules:No Blocking. Simply put: A broadband provider can’t block lawful content, applications, services or nonharmful devices.No Throttling. The FCC created a separate rule that prohibits broadband providers from slowing down specific applications or services, a practice known as throttling. More to the point, the FCC said providers can’t single out Internet traffic based on who sends it, where it’s going, what the content happens to be or whether that content competes with the provider’s business.No Paid Prioritization. A broadband provider cannot accept fees for favored treatment. In short, the rules prohibit Internet fast lanes.

Sound straightforward? Not so fast.

We have 400 pages of rules written ostensibly to govern and oversee the internet, and yet the FCC still can’t tell us exactly what they plan on doing with their newly-gained authority. The agency has already waffled on how exactly they’ll handle key areas of the new regulatory scheme:

Welcome to a brave new world—of uncertainty and ultimate frustration at the hands of empowered bureaucrats.

For example—do you like Netflix? Plan on streaming your favorite shows from, say, a college campus? Check out your new nightmare:

Consider the way Internet resources are allocated right now at Saint Michael’s College in Colchester, Vermont. Currently, campus network administrators enjoy wide freedom to adjust priorities that match students’ needs in different locations or at different times of day. Here’s how Greta Pangborn, St. Michaels’ chair of the computer science department, explained the situation to the campus newspaper, The Defender.“If you’re working in a classroom,” Pangborn said, “web traffic is more likely to be for homework, and more of our bandwidth should be used for that than for streaming media. In our dorms, the priority goes to streaming media, because the focus should be on entertainment in the dorms.”There’s every reason for students to be happy with this arrangement. It favors different types of traffic in different settings, all carefully done in a way that matches up with academic needs and entertainment desires. But playing favorites in this fashion — even if it’s what everybody on campus wants — flies in the face of strict net neutrality, a doctrine that argues that all packets on the Internet should be treated equally at all times.

Left-minded blogs and websites are already framing this power-grab and rule structure as something that has existed all along. Gizmodo says,

“The full 400 pages of the FCC’s policy and research on net neutrality aren’t exactly beach reading, but the minutia are integral to the rules’ lifespan. These are the nitpicky things that big cable companies plan to challenge in court, the things that Republicans in Congress will use as ammunition to strip the agency of its power to regulate the internet.In a sobering way, the battle is just beginning.”

Never mind that we’re still debating—and doubting—whether or not the FCC has this power to begin with.

Ars Technica posted an article for the purpose of mocking those who see these new Net Neutrality rules as being anti-speech.

Of course, these outlets have the right to say whatever they like; it just throws into full relief the reality of our ongoing battle against excessive government regulation in every form—not just when it comes to the internet.

WaPo has the entire set of rules, which you can read here and here:

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Tags: Net Neutrality

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