Bad Metaphors Week at College Insurrection

MIKE LACHANCE DEC 13, 2014 8:30 AM

This professor might have been joking but conservatives are pretty tired of this stuff.

• South Texas College Prof Compares Tea Party to Nazis

At least no one organized a protest to shut him down. Others weren’t so lucky.

• Protesters at UC Berkeley Shut Down Speech by PayPal Founder Peter Thiel
• Michigan State Students Go Nuts Over George Will Commencement Speech
• Michigan State Administration Stands Up to Student Protesters Demanding George Will’s Disinvitation

So, did you hear about Rolling Stone’s UVA rape story?

• UVA Student Paper Editor: “To let fact checking define the narrative would be a huge mistake”
• After Rolling Stone Retraction, More Campus Rape Stories Fall Apart Under Scrutiny
• UVA Refuses to Reinstate Fraternity Activities

Ferguson is still an issue on campus.

• Penn Students Crash University President’s Party, President Joins in their “Die-In”
• Cornell Prof Says Whites ‘Ready to Commit Race Suicide’ Over Ferguson

These are the lawyers of America’s future.

• Columbia Law School Lets Students Postpone Finals Over Distress of Brown and Garner Cases
• Harvard Law Students Can’t Handle Final Exams Because of Ferguson and Garner
• Harvard Law School Refuses to Reschedule Exams for “Traumatized” Students

And then there’s Berkeley.

• Now Berkeley Students Want Exam Delays Due to Ferguson Protests
• Liberal UC Berkeley Claims Exemption From Higher Minimum Wage
• Demonstrations at UC Berkeley Become Increasingly Violent

Having unions on campus is working out just great.

• Graduate Teaching Fellows on Strike at University of Oregon
• Catholic college administration rolls over for the SEIU
• Columbia Graduate Students are Organizing a Union

Sometimes there are consequences.

• Donor Rescinds $4.5 Million Gift to U. Illinois Over Former Terrorist Prof

But usually it’s all leftism, all the time.

• Colorado college prof forces students to recite anti-American ‘pledge of allegiance’
• Smith College President Apologizes for Saying “All Lives Matter” Instead of “Black Lives Matter”
• Bowdoin College Students in Trouble for Dressing as Native Americans for Thanksgiving

Inconvenient truths.

• Authors of Sexual Assault Study: “We don’t think one in five is a nationally representative statistic.”
• New DOJ Data Suggests College Students Are Less Likely to be Assaulted

BDS activists take note.

• Holocaust Author: Profs Prefer Ignorance to Truth about Middle East

From the office of student affairs.

• UC Sex Columnist Writes of Affair With Prof

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