Bikinis and Social Justice Week at College Insurrection

MIKE LACHANCE MAR 29, 2014 10:00 AM

Running for student body with the help of student bodies.

• San Diego State Student Runs for Office on Bikini Babe Platform

Just don’t party too hardy…

• Unintended Consequences of Grade Inflation: Riot Police Now Containing Student Celebrations

Also, be sure to avoid contact with others.

• Mumps Outbreak Spreads From Campus of Ohio State

Oh and guys… Don’t forget to be a gentleman.

• Princeton Co-Ed Makes the Modern Woman’s Case for Celebrating Chivalry

Do you want to know how social justice really works? Take it away, Jonah Goldberg…

• Prager U. Video: What is Social Justice

Think you’re gonna get justice? Fat chance…

• Swarthmore’s “Fat Justice” Feminism Event as classy as you would expect

Don’t even bother applying if you’re a white heterosexual.

• U. Wisconsin – Madison Diversity Workshops: No Whites, Heterosexuals Allowed

Or a pro-life teenager…

• Feminist Studies Professor Assaults Teenage Prolife Demonstrator on College Campus

• Feminist Prof Who Attacked Pro-Life Teen Claims She Had Moral Right

• UCSB Responds to Prof’s Attack on Pro-Life Teen by Blaming the Victim

Or a fan of Israel…

• Pro-Israel Students at U. Michigan Called Kike, Dirty Jew

Just be glad you’re not a college professor in Maine.

• Layoffs at Maine universities pitting younger profs against older faculty

Or at George Mason University.

• George Mason University Prof Attacked by Loon in His Classroom

Maybe we should all just move to Indiana.

• Adults in Indiana Now Allowed to Keep Guns in School Parking Lots

• Indiana may become first state to ditch Common Core

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