Running for student body with the help of student bodies.
Just don’t party too hardy…
Also, be sure to avoid contact with others.
Oh and guys… Don’t forget to be a gentleman.
Do you want to know how social justice really works? Take it away, Jonah Goldberg…
Think you’re gonna get justice? Fat chance…
Don’t even bother applying if you’re a white heterosexual.
Or a pro-life teenager…
Or a fan of Israel…
Just be glad you’re not a college professor in Maine.
Or at George Mason University.
Maybe we should all just move to Indiana.
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Great googly moogly… Thanks!
Thanks for this regular Saturday morning compilation. It always is an enjoyable and eye-opening read.
Wrong with the chivalry post. Respect is earned, not pretended to for those who are “different”.
The rules are common sense: First, doors are held for (and other assistance offered to) those who are encumbered or feeble or guests. Second, in a work atmosphere, doors also are held for (and other assistance offered to) those who are superiors (not to co-worker peers or subordinates.) Third, in a formal social setting, doors also are held for (and other assistance offered to) those who are being escorted (women in gowns usually can be considered to be “encumbered”, guests or being escorted.) Finally, you also hold a door if you just naturally happen to get there first, subject to being relieved of the obligation in accordance with the foregoing rules.
Nice (cl)ass !