“Think As You Are Told” Week at College Insurrection

WILLIAM A. JACOBSON MAY 11, 2013 8:36 AM

Lords of the Flies:

• Johns Hopkins pro-choice group tries to silence pro-life students using “harassment” policy
• Northwestern Latino student group says eating tacos to celebrate Cinco de Mayo is racist
• Berkeley student govt calls for divestment from “United States Prison Industrial Complex” including, um, McDonalds
• Envelope with white powder sent to Alan Dershowitz, Harvard Law evacuated, tests negative

Freedom is just one pizza away from extinction:

• Arizona State students trade free speech for free pizza
• College Students Sign Pressure Cooker Ban

They’re from the faculty, and they’re here to help:

• Global Warming Climate Change Profs at San Jose State engage in book burning – literally – not joking – seriously
• Colorado middle school indoctrinates students with anti-fracking rap presentation
• Syracuse U. Expels Education Student over Facebook Comments
• Second USC Prof caught bashing conservatives in political science class
• Jesse Watters of FOX News visits Weather Underground terrorist Kathy Boudin at Columbia

They’re from the government, and they’re here to help:

• Obama requires top aides to praise Obamacare in commencement speeches
• Obama Administration Officials Effectively Define Dating, Sex Education, and One-Time Flirtation as “Sexual Harassment”

The usual sex stuff:

• Harvard Crimson now offering library sex tips
• Cosmo wants more sex events on campus
• Planned Parenthood joins Condom Wars at Catholic Boston College

Waaaah:

• Adjunct professors regretting support for Obama and ObamaCare

CLICK HERE FOR FULL VERSION OF THIS STORY