10. I’d have to drive, which would not be sustainable and green.
9. I hear there are a lot of college kids swooning over people who don’t deserve to be swooned over.
8. It’s too political, and there’s nothing I hate more than politics.
7. What’s her name with the nice glasses and sharp publicity photos said not to.
6. Someone might think I’m conservative.
5. I will be portrayed as brave by RINOs and the MSM.
4. People who hate me anyway might say mean things about me.
3. I’m preserving my options to become an MSNBC commentator.
2. I’d have to talk to people.
1. No one invited me.
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