Rational human being:
“Okay. See that hand? Ya, that one – and the other one. Okay, now stop picking up food and putting it in your mouth. Think you can you do that?” (takes control of arms, hands, and mouth problem solved)
Human gripped by vice:
“Okay, Bill see that lil guy between your legs? Ya, that guy. That’s Hillary’s now. You’ve entered into a contract. Don’t let any other girls touch it. Think you can do that?” …….
Here if one does a walk in self funded -hey doc give me one – it is around $30,000 without complications.
A cheaper option would be the fat bypass drugs that inhibit absorption. That means if you eat fat you get the shits. . It is hoped that behaviour is changed because no one wants to wear diapers. At least that was the theory before we learnt about the NASA lady.
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3d Option: Exercise (Hard working JOBS!)
Still, you hit the nail on the head again. Great Panel (once again!)
I’m with you on the third option.
Rational human being:
“Okay. See that hand? Ya, that one – and the other one. Okay, now stop picking up food and putting it in your mouth. Think you can you do that?” (takes control of arms, hands, and mouth problem solved)
Human gripped by vice:
“Okay, Bill see that lil guy between your legs? Ya, that guy. That’s Hillary’s now. You’ve entered into a contract. Don’t let any other girls touch it. Think you can do that?” …….
Thank you Paul
Fourth option: handcuffs behind his back.
Hilarious, serious, and dead on target. One of your very best.
Thank you gs
Branco, you are the MAN!! Perfect. PLUPERFECT!
Thank you “N”
Take the hat off Christie, you ain’t President yet..
Oh and go with the bypass. And another thing, stop sitting next to Moochelle, for Christ Sake!
First think I saw when LI opened – outstanding!
Thanks gasper
Gastric bypass is effective but does cost.
Here if one does a walk in self funded -hey doc give me one – it is around $30,000 without complications.
A cheaper option would be the fat bypass drugs that inhibit absorption. That means if you eat fat you get the shits. . It is hoped that behaviour is changed because no one wants to wear diapers. At least that was the theory before we learnt about the NASA lady.
Now who knows?
Nominate Branco for a Pulitzer Prize!
Thanks “G”
I wouldn’t offer this guy a “wafer-thin mint.” He’s had too many Democrats.
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