The paragraph which has not yet been written

The paragraph which has not yet been written:

A beleaguered people suffering under economic hardship due to the crony statist policies of a political bully who played upon class divisions and used hand-outs to the poor as a political tool, have elected to the presidency a conservative candidate who ran on a pro-business, pro-growth platform.

Maybe on November 6, but not on October 7:

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