New Hampshire Republican debate in song

Differing impressions of tonight’s Republican debate in New Hampshire:

According to Mitt Romney:

Tonight’s the night that the lights went out in Texas

According to Rick Perry:

And we’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive

According to Herman Cain:

Let me entertain you, let me make you smile

According to Michele Bachmann:

I am the tax lawyer, Obama’s the tax man, I’ll cut your taxes, goo goo g’joob

According to Newt:

I’m still glowin’, I’m still crowin’, I’m still goin’ strong

According to Rick Santorum

Gonna ramble on, sing my song

According to Ron Paul:

To dream, the impossible dream

According to Jon Huntsman

Try to remember the kind of September when life was slow, and oh so mellow

Tags: 2012 Republican Primaries

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