Walid Muhammad Hajj: There were, of course, Jews among the [staff of] the Guantanamo Base, and they would set traps for the guys.
Interviewer: Give me an example of witchcraft.
Walid Muhammad Hajj: Witchcraft was used on most of the guys.
Interviewer: They would cast a spell on them?
Walid Muhammad Hajj: Yes, but by the grace of Allah, through frequent reading of the Koran and invocation of the names of Allah, they managed to withstand this.
[….]
Interviewer: Did they ever use witchcraft on you?
Walid Muhammad Hajj: There was one attempt.
Interviewer: How did they do it?
Walid Muhammad Hajj: Once, when I was sleeping – on the floor, not on a bed – I suddenly felt that a cat was trying to penetrate me. It tried to penetrate me again and again. I recited the kursi verse again and again until the cat left.
Interviewer: But there wasn’t really any cat there?
Walid Muhammad Hajj: Absolutely not.
Well, there ya have it, folks. Mel Brooks has not one, but two possible plot lines for his next movie: Israeli-trained attack sharks and rapist Cuban kitties. I wonder what animal will be next, camels? Maybe the Jews will be blamed for a plague, you know, going back to Old Testament roots. Or would that be too obvious?
Between the Rent Is 2 Damn High Party & this recent storm of accusations in the Western media with lunatics “uncovering” Jewish tactics, anti-semitism is getting some serious coverage. On one hand, it’s good that other people will see how absurd and deranged these people are. On the other hand, though, the people who actually take this stuff seriously are – indeed, convinced by such accusations. That in itself should have any rational person a bit nervous about the state of affairs in the Middle East.
As an aside, I’ll be in Paris for the next eleven days. I suspect most of my posts will concern the political scene there. Does anyone have any pressing questions about French politics?
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The killer Jew shark appears to have been trumped by Drunken Serb Technology:
Drunk Serb Kills Man-Eating Shark
Luckily for Mossad, no adequate defense has been identified to combat their Rapist Witch-Cat Weapons System. Well, other than dogs.
Seriously- possessed Jew-cats?You can't make this stuff up.
OK topics:
How about no-go areas if you are not Moslem…
Burka Ban…but Moslems praying in the streets…
France selling weapons to Lebanon which everyone knows will end up in the hands of Hezbollah…
Whether the Nationalist Front(LePens daughter) really is headed to victory in the next presidential election?
Student rallies…
Union Strikes…
End of the socialist state?…
Is the food and wine really that much better there? My sister says you bet…
Enjoy..
@Cowboy, Thanks for the update, this story is full of plot twists!
@Independent, I will investigate thoroughly! Thank you. Though there is one point I can assure you on, the food and wine are that much better :-).
The sad thing is, these weapon technologies will continue to escalate in lethality. The Israeli's will start producing Lethal Hebrew Hooch to defend their sharks against Drunken Serb Technology, to which the Egyptians will most likely respond with Chainsaw Mounted Peyote-fied Mexican Scuba Divers, and onward and such-forth.
A whole new arms race without foreseeable end. Oh the humanity…
Why would Jews wannabe pagan cats?
Enjoy the wine , men and song, Kathleen, and especially any stinky cheese you can find 🙂
"Made Me Feel a Cat Was Trying to Penetrate Me"
Hmmmm. Is that witchcraft, or wishful thinking?
Enjoy your stay in Paris, Prof! And do share your observations on the politics of Islamization and multicult à la française.
Hi Kathleen:
Put me down as wanting to know whether there is actually a French revival in the offing. Victor Davis Hanson has said several times that the French are worried about our current weakend state because there is only room in the world for one France…I hope they are going to wake up and step up…
@QuiteRightly – I'm not going to Paris, it's Kathleen.
Remember readers to check the bottom of the post for the culprit.
He felt as if a cat was trying to penetrate him?
How the blazes did he know it was a cat and not a lemur, ferret, or Tasmanian Devil?
Oh, great! Eric Holder will be reviving the Salem Witch Trials any day now…
Remember folks, its the seriousness of the charge.
Merry Christmas to all. Now, I will go and feed my cats.
Those Juice! Incredible people, those Juice. Is there anything those Juice can't do!?!?
Was it a cat or a cat o' nine?
Merry Christmas!
Wait until the Muslims find out about HeBrew!