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German Climate Militants Glue Themselves to Berlin Autobahns, Cause Massive Traffic Jams

German Climate Militants Glue Themselves to Berlin Autobahns, Cause Massive Traffic Jams

Berlin agitators not alone. Similar groups wreak havoc across Europe.

Climate Change militants are gluing themselves to motorways and autobahns in Berlin, causing massive traffic jams across the German capital. The latest wave of protests, now in its fourth week, are being organized by a left-wing cultish group called the “Last Generation” which believes that the world is coming to an end because of the shift in earth’s temperature.

The fanatic followers of the “Last Generation” claim that the “world has only a few years left to turn the wheel around and avoid catastrophic levels of global warming,” France’s Euro News TV channel reported.

The climate agitators are bent on disrupting city traffic. “The protest is in its fourth weeks,” Berlin daily Tageszeitung noted Monday. “The current wave began with a blockade by 60 activists blocking the Autobahn at 11 places. Since then, hardly any day goes by without protest actions. According to the Last Generation, in past three weeks a ‘total of 89 protest actions were carried out on the Autobahn and/or the Federal Highways. Thereby, 289 times people where apprehended by the police’,” the newspaper added.

The German mainstream media often describe these blockades as “peaceful protests” and report several instances where desperate motorists are seen pushing or dragging the climate militants off the road.

The newspaper Berliner Zeitung covered one such protest on Tuesday:

Climate protest group ‘Last Generation’ again blocked the [Autobahn] A100 in Berlin, the activists confirm. They see the need to set up further sit-in blockades. They cite the report by the [UN] Climate Conference which said that only two to three years remain “in order to decide the future of humanity.”

Furthermore, the activists want to overload the judiciary: those taken into custody have to be released the same evening because the “judicial capacity” is simply not available to conduct a proper trial even when they intended to carry out the blockade again.”

Lars Werner, psychologist and climate activist for the group Last Generation, had to be taken into custody overnight. “There is no neutrality anymore in the year 2022 where Germany and Europe are burning and drying up; where billions of people are suffering from hunger; where people are losing their homes to flooding.”

Henning Jeschke, the co-founder of the group, holds the government primarily responsible: “With his ignorance, [German] Chancellor Scholz is committing the biggest injustice and the biggest suffering in the history of humanity.” In addition to that, the government is abandoning the people to the fate of “climate catastrophe.” He goes even further [in his criticism] and blames the government of violating the constitution. [Excerpts from German news reports translated by the author, emphasis added]

Climate agitator Jeschke, a student of political science at the University of Leipzig, appears to be ignorant of even rudimentary German history. The title of German chancellor who committed “the biggest injustice” and caused “the biggest suffering in the history of humanity” already belongs to a certain Austrian-born Führer.

With the German government already pushing the climate agenda, fanatics Jeschke and his minions have little reason to complain. This week, Germany’s Socialist-led government cranked up its climate drive, introducing even more “ambitious” aims. “German government ministries on Wednesday presented emergency programs to meet the country’s 2030 climate goals after two critical sectors, transportation and housing,” German state-run DW News reported Wednesday.

German courts are also pushing to enforce these globalist climate mandates. “A German court ordered a tightening of the climate protection law in 2021, which prompted the government of former Chancellor Angela Merkel to set more ambitious goals,” the broadcaster added.

The Last Generation is not alone in deploying such disruptive tactics. Similar groups are wreaking havoc across Europe. “Like-minded activists elsewhere in Europe have interrupted major sporting events such as the Tour de France and the Formula One Grand Prix in Silverstone in recent weeks, while others glued themselves to the frame of a painting at London’s Royal Academy of Arts Tuesday,” the French broadcaster Euro News noted.

Raw footage: Motorists push back against Climate fanatics


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henrybowman | July 16, 2022 at 4:09 pm

“German Climate Militants Glue Themselves to Berlin Autobahns”

I’m ordering some FREE GROPES lawn signs as we speak.

Just consider them soft speed bumps and keep on motoring.

If one single ambulance is so-much as slowed down by this action, whether it has a patient on board yet or not, everyone of these people should be charged with attempted murder. and imprisoned for a very long time.

surfcitylawyer | July 16, 2022 at 4:39 pm

If they just try to stop you, use the horn until they move.
If they climb onto the car, they have attacked you and some people would pt the pedal to the metal.

    Gosport in reply to surfcitylawyer. | July 16, 2022 at 4:41 pm

    “I thought I was being carjacked your honor so I acted in self-defense.”

    diver64 in reply to surfcitylawyer. | July 17, 2022 at 5:13 am

    Douse them in skunk scent. Take about 5min for them to leave.

    Dimsdale in reply to surfcitylawyer. | July 18, 2022 at 8:10 am

    Water cannons. Filled with sewage.

      Think38 in reply to Dimsdale. | July 18, 2022 at 11:58 pm

      The comment reminds me of a farmer that got tired of Keystone pipeline protesters camping out on his land. There is a video of him running his tractor and manure spreader around their campsite, spraying the occupants and all their belongs with liquid manure.

      My other thought would be to set up loudspeakers next to them, and play baby shark on repeat. Until they leave.

        Dimsdale in reply to Think38. | July 20, 2022 at 6:33 pm

        The liquified manure would definitely work. I occasionally get behind one, and it is blinding. Most of the time, I am quick enough with the recirculate button on the car, but accidents happen.

        Skunk smells better.

“Like-minded activists elsewhere in Europe have interrupted major sporting events such as the Tour de France”

Seriously? Psycho climate militants attacking a bicycle race?

How about they try interrupting a UEFA soccer match next? Those crowds are always up for a good time and a few broken bones, lacerations ,and contusions are a certainly a small price to pay for whatever it is the militants are all militanty about. Right?

Simple, leave them in place. Set out a traffic cone and an outer cordon to restrict access. Even Germany is hot in July. They’ll change their tactics after 48-96 hours on the asphalt without any assistance being provided.

    henrybowman in reply to CommoChief. | July 16, 2022 at 4:55 pm

    People who are stupid enough to immobilize themselves are way too easily trolled in return.
    Plant stink bombs.
    Spray apple juice.
    Loose fire ants on the roadway.
    Out our way, I’d use (mostly peaceful) tarantulas.

      iconotastic in reply to henrybowman. | July 16, 2022 at 5:04 pm

      fire ant release is a great idea.

      drednicolson in reply to henrybowman. | July 16, 2022 at 5:10 pm

      A few drafted skunks would be my choice.

      Skunk musk is more intense than tear gas and All-Natural®!

      CommoChief in reply to henrybowman. | July 16, 2022 at 5:16 pm

      No need to troll. They’ll get thirsty, hungry, sunburnt, cramped and exhausted. That’s what the outer cordon is for, to prevent access by friendly people bringing a bottle of water or unfriendly people pouring bleach on them.

      No access and no assistance from the govt. Unless of course they wish to sign a voluntary confession and agree to pay restitution for cost of the unscheduled national holiday they created. Maybe at the 48 hour mark let them have a bottle of water then another every twelve hours but otherwise, nah they can chew off their arm, sign a confession or stay put till the glue wears off.

        Jazzizhep in reply to CommoChief. | July 16, 2022 at 6:13 pm

        Just yank their arms up.

          Barry in reply to Jazzizhep. | July 16, 2022 at 7:19 pm

          The first one ends the whole activist charade.

          Think38 in reply to Jazzizhep. | July 19, 2022 at 12:00 am

          Saw a video of a police offer that just yanked. The guy was screaming, as he left the skin of his palms on the pavement.

          Maybe a more mild form would be to place straw all around them — you know, to soak up any undesirable fluids. Then let them itch.

        Strelnikov in reply to CommoChief. | July 16, 2022 at 8:23 pm

        Flaw in your plan: The government supports them and their goals,

          CommoChief in reply to Strelnikov. | July 16, 2022 at 10:17 pm

          Oh well I guess we should roll over because you can’t fight city hall…until someone like Brennus does so or until something like Bastille Day occurs but that sort of thing is all ancient history and could never happen in the 21st Century.

          Recent events such as in Sri Lanka and the Netherlands seem to argue otherwise. From the Russian perspective they are doing the same v the West’s client state of Ukraine,

        Dimsdale in reply to CommoChief. | July 18, 2022 at 8:13 am

        Bingo!! Just leave them there, detour around them, and most importantly, do not let the news crews approach them. Let ’em get good and parched, sunburnt and tired. Bring no food, and don’t allow others to do so.

        If they are on the autobahn, put some cones around them and leave them there, especially if it is the fast lane.

        If no one is looking, urinate on them.

        CincyJan in reply to CommoChief. | July 18, 2022 at 2:20 pm

        Perfect solution, CommoChief. You glue yourself to the autobahn, you deal with it.

    Dimsdale in reply to CommoChief. | July 18, 2022 at 8:14 am

    Oops, ya beat me!

surfcitylawyer | July 16, 2022 at 4:45 pm

IF they just stop you, push the horn button until they. leave.
If they. climb onto your cat, some drivers wold be scared they are being attacked and will put the pedal to the metal.

Nail polish remover undoes superglue. Vegetable oil undoes flypaper glue.

Captive audience for a swarm of Jehovah’s Witnesses. Or Alex Stein filming another “big booty” video, this time a full-length feature seeking the perfect big booty.

Or a large dumping of baby garter snakes. Harmless but really creepy.

Black Asphalt Thermal Effect will effectively change the protestors’ climate.

Leave them there…to starve.

    B__2 in reply to MAJack. | July 16, 2022 at 7:56 pm

    The ‘gluing’ of hands to the roadway surface is not meant to be disabling for the protesters, only for it to appear disabling: it’s theatre. If the protesters really wanted to free their hands they could, because they don’t want to stay there for days or weeks unable to move, but they do want to give the impression to authorities that they will be physically harmed should authorities attempt to drag them off the road. What might dissuade them is authorities ‘helping’ them by adding about a cup of superglue to each ‘glued’ hand so that they are well and truly anchored to the road surface and then left for days while their fellow protesters are prevented from assist them.

      henrybowman in reply to B__2. | July 16, 2022 at 11:31 pm

      “cup of superglue”
      Ever got bulk superglue on your skin?
      IT BURNS!

      GWB in reply to B__2. | July 18, 2022 at 9:51 am

      And, of course, they are right about the authority’s desire not to hurt anyone.
      Which is why simply pulling them up from the roadway and leaving the superglue and skin behind is the right response. You don’t get to bully because I’m a nice guy. Once you start this crap, the nice guy facade comes off and you get treated with the same lack of respect you’re showing others. Oh, that hurt? Well, consequences of your own actions. Next!

Ironically, Germany’s stupid responses to date, in shutting down nuclear and coal power plants, are causing real problems. Many more people die from the cold than from the heat and IMO people will die because of government responses to these cultists.

nordic prince | July 16, 2022 at 6:32 pm

It’s been “only a few years left” for about the past 50 years.

Can’t they think up a new scare tactic? That old hackneyed one is wearing thin.

    It keeps working because climate activists have no historical perspective. Before they were born was a Dark Age. Like, literally dark, because light hadn’t been invented yet.

      henrybowman in reply to McGehee. | July 16, 2022 at 11:40 pm

      Well, maybe light, but definitely not color.
      They know, they’ve seen the old photos and TV shows..

    Edward in reply to nordic prince. | July 16, 2022 at 9:51 pm

    No need for a new scare tactic, there are hordes of stupid people still able to be targeted.

    henrybowman in reply to nordic prince. | July 16, 2022 at 11:34 pm

    Doomsday Clock
    “The clock’s original setting in 1947 was seven minutes to midnight. It has since been set backward eight times and forward 16 times for a total of 24, the farthest from midnight being 17 minutes in 1991, and the nearest being 100 seconds, from 2020 to the present.”

    Wrong for 75 years straight, and still clownishly unembarrassed.

You would think 10 years of The Sky is Falling would wear thin, but as a article read last couple days they are winning.
Removing her would be easier than to a massive major painting, a angle grinder would separate her from the road with no damage done to the road.

OK, wouldn’t really want that done, but she might not know that

    Ten years? Try at least 45. Heck, I remember when I couldn’t find my beloved Aqua-Net due to the ozone layer about to kill the planet or something. This was a huge deal in the ’80s because we all had huge hair and needed to plaster it with Aqua-Net to make it as big and large and stand-out as possible.

    This crap has been going on since at least the 70s. Ice age approacheth, the ozone is dying (kill aerosols in the name of the ozone layer), and blah blah blah right up to now. The planet was supposed to have died a hundred times by a hundred dates by now. And yet.

      Milwaukee in reply to Fuzzy Slippers. | July 16, 2022 at 7:28 pm

      The aerosol ban was one thing, changing the refrigerant in Air Conditioning was another. Seems DuPont had the soon to expire patent on the stuff which was banned, and surprise surprise, the patent on the replacement stuff. Brilliant.

      henrybowman in reply to Fuzzy Slippers. | July 16, 2022 at 11:41 pm

      The Club of Rome was pitching Malthusian starvation to is in grade school.
      Luckily, we had worse things to worry about (nuclear extermination).

      I’ve asked the question for decades:
      Premise: aerosols break down ozone.
      Premise: aerosols are more often used in cities with large populations.
      Premise: smog is primarily composed of ozone.
      Conclusion: Why didn’t all that aerosol usage prevent smog?

    Strelnikov in reply to Skip. | July 16, 2022 at 8:26 pm

    Ten years?

    When I was in HS in ’71 (I’ll give you a moment to do the math.), my young, earnest chem teacher told us he would not have children since he expected he would live to see them starve to death during the New Ice Age. Which was to start in 1980. I’m sure that right now he is just as fervent a believer in “climate change” causing “global warming”. It’s a religious belief, inured to reason – or actual science.

MoeHowardwasright | July 16, 2022 at 7:12 pm

Looking at the pic, it was only her hand that was glued. Help her out! Glue her ass and legs to the road too. Let’s go Barndon!!

E Howard Hunt | July 16, 2022 at 7:54 pm

Glue consists of toxic chemicals that only heighten the climate emergency. These protesters should nail themselves to the macadam.

number crunch | July 16, 2022 at 8:03 pm

The twin German penchants for fanaticism and a very orderly march towards self-destruction never grows old or apparently out of style.

In 8 years when the Germans are sitting in the dark – cold, hungry and speaking Russian -don’t turn to the US to save you because three times is enough.

    I’m thinking having the germans owned by the russians is a good thing. I’m sick of the smartest people in the world proving daily they are the dumbest bunch on the planet. May they sit in the dark and cold and die of hunger.

“289 times people where apprehended by the police’,” the newspaper added.”

…and released immediately to return to their criminal activities.

Should have brought Harvey Weinstein out of to turn him loose on them for a couple of hours while they remained glued to the pavement.

    MajorWood in reply to | July 17, 2022 at 4:58 pm

    Hey, there are things even Harvey won’t do. I suspect Trixie in the picture was hired for recruiting purposes, and does not represent those glued to the road

just use a shovel to scrape them off the pavement. they might lose a little skin, but the police sill save a lot of time

How come no one has pointed out that having some skin in the game means leaving some skin in the game?

Like the skin of your palm you glued to the asphalt.

Start grabbing these clowns by the wrist and rip the hand off the road leaving all the skin then throw them into a ditch. Won’t take but a few before they decide the pain isn’t worth the effort

I think the only the thing they need to legalize in Italy is pistol whipping. Until then I’m sticking to Texas.,

You know, I bet most of these enviro-radicals are Socialist, pro-Palestinian, hate Christianity, and many are LGBT.

I seem to recall Germany having a chancellor that met those four qualifications….

Grab them by the back of their shirts, and drag them away. If their skin remains glued to the road in the process, so be it.

Forget pulling, tugging,more glue, and the like. Think piles of rotting fruit to attract flies. Are there deer flies in Germany? What about no-see-ums? I am sure there is a species of flying pest that finds eyes and nostrils fascinating. Let our insect friends do their part.

    MajorWood in reply to JRaeL. | July 17, 2022 at 4:56 pm

    That is what I do with the feral humans who try to camp near me on parking strips. Peanuts are a cheap way to bring in the crowes and squirrels, who I understand, are early risers. After a few days, they are joined by the rats, who will then leave when I stop putting out food. I am one with nature, it seems.

    Dimsdale in reply to JRaeL. | July 18, 2022 at 9:30 am

    How about backing up a really old, out of tune Diesel Mercedes and revving the engine in their faces?

    venril in reply to JRaeL. | July 21, 2022 at 10:21 am

    Yep. Leave them. Route traffic along the median and hand out rotten veggies for motorist to express their support for these idiots.

Good for them… they voted for tolerance, now be tolerant.

Fat_Freddys_Cat | July 18, 2022 at 8:39 am

Given that this nonsense won’t make anybody quit driving, I wonder what the activists will escalate to next. Yeah, I figure they’ll escalate.

Nothing that can’t be fixed with some cans of gasoline and some tow straps,.

Another demonstration of the lack of intelligence of these so called activists. Why don’t they try getting useful jobs and contribute something of value to society.

Some German words for speedbump: Bodenschwelle and Fahrbahnschwelle.

Steven Brizel | July 18, 2022 at 9:44 am

This is the ultimate effect of a woke generation that was raised on woke mantras

Okay, we are all going to be dead in a few years from Climate change! Prove it! Better to worry about getting vaporized by a Nuclear bomb from the Russian intervention in the Ukraine!

Real American | July 18, 2022 at 12:49 pm

let them become roadkill. immunize and reward drivers.

Grab a couple by the hair and wrist and drag them off leaving the skin of their hands on the pavement. Only take a few before the Karens decide that’s not for them.

*** those taken into custody have to be released the same evening ***

They then need to have some skin in the game: pull them off the road forcefully.

DelightLaw1 | July 20, 2022 at 4:00 pm

These groups, at least back in the early days of “Global warming alarmism”, were put up to it by none other than Russia – the Russians admitted as much.
Nowadays it is more likely the work of the WEF, or Soros, or whatever Marxist/Fascist group is currently working to destroy Western Civilization as we know it – or knew it.
They know they only have a brief window of opportunity to accomplish their destruction as the peasants are getting more and more wise to their aims and tactics. It will get worse before it gets better – if ever.

Just imagine what they’ll be willing to do to you for the Cause. …

Don’t move them. Don’t un glue them. Put a couple cones by them and leave. Let them spend a few days glued to the road.