Why yes we have another 2020 Democratic primary debate. This one takes place in Houston, TX, on ABC from 8 PM to 11 PM ET.

Luckily we only have one night of this. Unfortunately, it includes ten candidates, which means we will probably see the usual: screaming, interrupting, and vague answers.

The candidates:

Joe Biden
Cory Booker
Pete Buttigieg
Julian Castro
Kamala Harris
Amy Klobuchar
Robert O’Rourke
Bernie Sanders
Elizabeth Warren
Andrew Yang

The moderators:

Lindsey Davis
David Muir
Jorge Ramos
George Stephanopoulos

Each candidate receives a 60-second opening statement. They only have 60 seconds to answer each question.

Sixty. Seconds. It will be a repeat of the first two debates. I predict absolute chaos with Warren and Sanders trying to out socialism each other. Sanders will end up victorious because he screams and yells more than my Italian family.

Will actual issues come up this time around? Or will they stick to the same old social issues that cost them the 2016 election? Something tells me the latter.


Andrew Yang Contest!

It’s original!

How to Pay for Everything?

They still cannot answer!

Klobuchar and Buttigieg Gutting Sanders Medicare for All

Kamala is a Cop


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