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The Onion Lampoons SJW Culture at UC Berkeley

The Onion Lampoons SJW Culture at UC Berkeley

“As of now, the perpetrator remains at large”

https://twitter.com/GillianNBC/status/826982753879019520

The Onion leans left but every once in a while, they poke fun at progressives with great success.

Take a look:

Berkeley Campus On Lockdown After Loose Pages From ‘Wall Street Journal’ Found On Park Bench

BERKELEY, CA—Advising students to remain in their dormitories and classrooms until the situation was resolved, the University of California, Berkeley declared a campuswide lockdown Thursday after several loose pages from The Wall Street Journal were found on a park bench outside a school building.

“At 11:15 this morning, several pages from two separate sections of today’s Wall Street Journal were discovered spread across a bench outside of Eshleman Hall in Lower Sproul Plaza,” read the urgent alert sent to all students and faculty, emphasizing that while campus security and local police had safely disposed of the pages, there was no way of knowing if others were strewn elsewhere on university grounds. “As of now, the perpetrator remains at large, so it is vital that you stay where you are until the all-clear is given.

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Comments

“That’s not funny!”
– Liberals

Mark Finkelstein | April 21, 2017 at 9:32 pm

I like it, but wish they had advised students to “shelter in place.” ????

Mark Finkelstein | April 21, 2017 at 9:33 pm

PS: don’t know what caused all of the?’s to turn up!

Paul In Sweden | April 22, 2017 at 11:58 am

The Left has made it very difficult to distinguish between actual events and satire.