Last month I blogged about Governor Rick Perry’s upcoming appearance on ‘Dancing With the Stars.’

The good-haired gov plans to use the platform to further veterans issues. A noble cause.

But then this happened:

If you need me, I’ll be in the corner chugging something strong and caramel in color.

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Not really. But I want to.

Die in a fire, 2016. Die.In.A.Fire.

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