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You TOO can join Hillary’s online army!
Hillary Clinton’s campaign is encouraging those digitally inclined to join their digital grassroots army.
The process is pretty simple. The first step to joining the astroturf grassroots gang, entering your email address and zip code:
Almost instantly, you’ll receive an email promising you all kinds of “goodies.” We’re not entirely sure what “goodies” we might get and we’re afraid to ask.
It’s so easy, clicking the link enables any Twitter account to look like a bona fide Hillary supporter. Like me:
I just became a grassroots tweeter for @HillaryClinton. Join us! http://t.co/0KKuttHob6
— Kemberlee Kaye (@KemberleeKaye) October 9, 2015
Her grassroots army will be about as authentic as the candidate they support.
But really, what could possibly go wrong?
@KemberleeKaye @HillaryClinton this won't end well
— Jacob Perry (@jacobperry) October 9, 2015
Obviously hacked!
https://t.co/iELxSM8J2Y— Nels (@debitking) October 9, 2015
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The jokes write themselves, as do the hashtags.
#HILLARYNOF’NWAY
Certainly won’t be the kind of ‘goodies’ the donors to the Clinton Foundation receive. But perhaps your email and zip code, along with the credit card information she’ll be asking you for in your near-future donations, will be
stolen by Russian hackerskept on file at her secure server…A 15 speed dildo powered by a Cummins diesel with a full color picture of Hillary in her birthday suit. Boehner got the first one as a reward for being head rino in the house. It brought a tear to his eye at the presentation. Sorry for those back east who are nearing their lunch hour.
I tweeted for the ole bat
#prison
#nationalsecurityviolations
#liar
#lawbreaker
#loser
#goaway
#unpatriotic
#trailofbodies
#disgracefulperson
#souless
#harpie
#Benghazi
#flyinglamps
#cankles
#orangeprisonpantsuit
I’m pretty sure you need to visit her gingerbread house to get the goodies, “Nibble, nibble like a mouse, who’s that nibbling like a mouse?”
“Boehner is that you?”
“Sign up here and we’ll send you internet goodies that you can pass along so you can help get the message out for Hillary!”
Better update your anti-malware programs. It just might try to set up a botnet.
Kemberlee — we look forward to your sharing of the goodies. This should be great fun. And you are bold to go into the lion’s den and risk the wrath of She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed.
#ftmarcypark
#IDeniedItMyWay
#tweetfortwat
Nah. I shall only join #defeatHillary