Running for student body with the help of student bodies.

Just don’t party too hardy…

Also, be sure to avoid contact with others.

Oh and guys… Don’t forget to be a gentleman.

Do you want to know how social justice really works? Take it away, Jonah Goldberg…

Think you’re gonna get justice? Fat chance…

Don’t even bother applying if you’re a white heterosexual.

Or a pro-life teenager…

Or a fan of Israel…

Just be glad you’re not a college professor in Maine.

Or at George Mason University.

Maybe we should all just move to Indiana.

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