Best marketing tool ever —  Attend college in Colorado, get stoned, stay out of jail:

Breaking — students flee Utah for Colorado:

Someone isn’t thinking outside the Igloo:

Everyone gets a trophy:

Eliminating PoliSci and Gender Studies departments would be a good start:

What does it say when they have to create a special position for this?

Stimulus:

Everyone out of the pool! Oh wait:

Go to your room:

Naturally:

This week in The Real War on Women:

When he comes at you with a hammer, for starters:

Blank page:

When fascism comes to America, it will look like:

Did not receive the memo:

If it’s anything like TSA searches, should be fun:

BDS creating hostile educational environment:

Like packages at Wal-Mart:

Obviously sexism:

When Obamacare comes to campus