Tin soldiers and Obama coming, we’re finally on our own, this summer I heard the rumbling, four tanks in Ohio:

Ohio-State-military-vehicle

(Ohio State is ready)

We could have used those up in Vermont:

First they came for the c**t coloring books:

He wanted them to be dust in the wind:

Twitter DWGuth blood on hands

Tip No. 1 in my house: Get OUT!

As long as they don’t reproduce Miley Cyrus:

The Constitution is like, really old, almost as old as rotary phones:

Who are you to judge?

Racist!

Wait, what?!?

Heard to say, “no one told me there was anything wrong with it”:

There is no hope, none, give up now, this is our future:

You think I’m kidding?