I found a sticker that was missed

I’m waiting for the first disease outbreak to be traced to the use of unwashed hemp bags that stay on the floor behind the drivers seat when not in use.

Democrats, “one party to rule them all”.

I would love a bumper sticker with Modor on it replacing the o’s with the Obama o’s, and then below it, “one party to rule them all.”

Looks like a “Gansett” sticker on the lower right…

‘IF IT’S NOT FUN, WHY DO IT?’ How’s that for a pluperfect little summation,’Yo?

Countless reasons, Lefty Twit of R.I. How’bout we start(Focus closely, Genius..)with: Because it’s the right thing to do. Did I speak too fast? Ohh, you say I’m speaking in tongues..?

So why does this Lefty drive a car made by a Japanese mega-firm that once built fighter planes and bombers that ravaged the poor, helpless people of the Far East and Pacifica? What an insensitive jerk!

I “Heart” My Farmer?

Reminds me of that George Will joke. When the U.S. Department of Agriculture was created, it had one employee for every quarter million farms. Now, it has more than one employee for every 20 farms.

One day, a USDA bureaucrat is walking down the hall and sees one of his colleagues weeping.

“What’s the matter,” he asks his colleague.

Choking back tears, the colleague mutters, “My farmer died.”

JD Byrider, the credit car company for people who can’t get real credit.

So, now they’re banning the plastic bags, which just a generation ago they were DEMANDING we use, because paper bags were killing all the trees. Now it’s plastic bags that are evil, and what are stores being pressured into using whenever the hippies forget their Reuseable Earth Friendly Pure Hemp Eco-Bags?

Yep. Paper. Same thing we were using in the first place.

There might be a lesson here, but I just can’t figure it out…