Kraft Foods has issued a formal request that users of Dijon mustard receive a presidential pardon (click on photo below for full text): “So we urge you to respond to “Dijon-gate” by issuing a “pardon” to any American who has ever been criticized for putting a liberal spread of Dijon mustard on a burger or a conservative dollop on a ham & cheese sandwich.”

At least the marketers at Kraft have not lost their sense of satire and irony.

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