Obama’s new Taliban policy explained:

We will bring the people watching the execution into the government because they are moderate, but not the person firing the weapon, because he is not moderate.

Unfortunately, the Taliban disagree that there are any moderates among them:

“This does not require any response or reaction for this is illogical,” Qari Mohammad Yousuf, a purported spokesman for the insurgent group, told Reuters when asked if its top leader Mullah Mohammad Omar would make any comment about Obama’s proposal.

“The Taliban are united, have one leader, one aim, one policy…I do not know why they are talking about moderate Taliban and what it means?”