Based upon my identification of Blogger Mood Disorder, SiteMeter Envy, and Sitemeterenfraude, I have been appointedblogospheric neologian“:

I’m going to have to ask blogospheric neologian William Jacobson what to call it when the Professor [Glenn Reynolds] sends me traffic via a carom shot off a lesbian blogger.

The answer to the question is: Sapphic Traffic. Next question?
What do you call someone who spends hours reading their own blog posts?

Answer: Narcilogger. Next?
Maggie said…
what do you call someone who refuses to allow leftards to leave comments on the blog?

Answer: Right. Next?
Pat said…
What do you call the unhealthy urge to engage trolls on your blog?

Answer: Lack of self-controll. Next?

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